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How does this happen???

Tampa Bay QB Jeff Garcia and former Playmate of the Year, Carmella DeCesare, plan to tie the knot later this month. Seriously, look at that picture of Garcia again -- I'm willing to bet that most girls would vomit at the sight of him.

I've known for some time that Garcia had been dating some 'smoke-show'...but, DeCasare is honestly going to marry this terd?? I'm very conflicted over this...

• Isn't Garcia the second coming of "Johnny Cakes"? If TO says it, then it must be gospel -- I mean, how else do you explain the fact that TO never saw Garcia mingling with women while out in San Francisco (coincidentally, the gay capital of the world).
• No, but in all seriousness...have you ever heard Garcia speak before? He sounds like a sqealing Special Ed 9-year-old. On top of that, Garcia is a spitting image of Danny Bonaduce. Only difference is that Garcia regularly wore a 'doo rag' while playing for the Eagles last year.

Just the mere thought of this frustrates me...