All Apologies.....Like Nirvana

I apologize for how bad I've been slacking on this website the last 24 hours. I'm so sick right now that I might puke just typing this. I hope you all catch AIDS this weekend. The fact that I can't even go to the Sox game tonight makes me want to punch myself in the dick. Again, I can't stress the fact enough that I want bad things to happen to all of you. Go to hell, and when you get there, look the Devil in the eye and tell that flaming hot bastard I said he's a friggin' dildo.

Get the gout, you stiffs.