Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Bring Melissa to America...ASAP!

How am I just finding out about the novelty which is Melissa Theuriau?? Oh, my good Lord!!

My research tells me that Melissa, 28, works as an editor-in-chief and presenter of Zone Interdite (for a French television channel), a magazine show featuring investigative reporting.

The best attribute about Ms. Theuriau...when she visits the beach, she is notorious for going topless (I sh*t you not).

It should be made known that I have NEVER come this close to not being able to control myself...

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