A Creep is Off the Market

Pulled from Yahoo News...

A British man has met and married a 22-year-old woman after, by his own account, dreaming of her phone number and then sending her a text message.

David Brown, 24, says he woke up one morning after a night out with friends with a telephone number constantly running through his head. He decided to contact it, sending a message saying "Did I meet you last night?" Random recipient Michelle Kitson was confused and wary at first but decided to reply and the two began exchanging messages. Eventually they met and fell in love.

"It was really weird but I was absolutely hooked," Kitson told the Daily Mail newspaper. "My parents kept saying, 'But he could be an axe murderer', but I knew there was something special about it."

After a long courtship, the oddly matched couple -- he's 6'7" and she's 5'4" -- have just returned from their honeymoon in the Indian resort of Goa. A love-struck Brown said: "I've no idea how I ended up with her number in my head -- it's only a few digits different from mine."

...where do I even begin with this?? First and foremost, this Michelle Kitson character is clearly one of the biggest losers on the planet. She fell head-over-heels for her real-life stalker. Basically, I'm calling bullsh*t on David Brown's entire story.

Essentially, what happened was...Brown had swooned after Kitson for a long while, somehow landed her number from a third party, dreamed about Kitson, and eventually followed his burning desire/quest up with the lamest text message in history.

I have no doubt that Kitson will eventually cheat on this cheeseball -- which, will eventually turn into homicide.

I can't help but think that David Brown is, in fact, a long lost relative of Gheorghe Muresan??