Term of the Week

Triple Crown

Traditionally, the Triple Crown refers to the 3 biggest races run by 3 year old thoroughbreds. There are different triple crowns in other countries, but in the US its the Kentucky Derby, Preakness Stakes, and Belmont Stakes. Winning all 3 races gives a horse the Triple Crown, and is considered the greatest accomplishment possible for a race horse.

However, there is now a second meaning to Triple Crown, as it is currently being used to refer to perhaps the worse possible end to a night of binge drinking. Surprisingly (or not, depending on the circles you run in) some people will go out and get so bombed that they puke, piss, and sh*t themselves. Accomplishing all 3 of these tasks wins the unlucky f*cker the Triple Crown, and will undoubtedly get them kicked out of whatever bar or house party they are at.

Manny Likes To Keep It Simple

First let me start by saying that that game last night was just filthy. The Sox are an absolute juggernaut right now. Beckett pitched a gem and continued to dominate the 2007 post season like a fat girl dominates the Old Country Buffet lunch special. Manny was 3-4 with 2 rbi, 3 runs and a walk but a way more hilarious stat for Manny is that he's 2-2 with naming kids. The above picture shows Manny's two kids: four-year old Manny Ramirez Jr. and 13-year-old Manuel O'Neil Ramirez. Thats right people, he named BOTH of his kids Manny! I realize this isn't unprecedented but it is highly uncommon which has sort of come to embody the idea that is 'Manny being Manny'. Just take a moment and try to imagine what some of the dialogue must be like around the Ramirez house. I say Theo locks both the Minny Mannys up ASAP. God I love Manny.

Orlando

If You're Trying To Kill Time Before The Sox Game....

I highly recommend logging in some time watching girls kiss. Its usually pretty cool. I mean at least give it a shot.

Chicks Dig a Guy Who Can Play Guitar

I've been debating for some time about whether to post this or not, but I think it's just too funny to not throw up on the site. I apologize in advance...

Red Sox 2004 World Series Montage

Two thoughts about this video: First, it gets me absolutely pumped. Second, it also makes me kind of sad (hey, I'm a pickle, what can I say) because I miss it so much... what a run. The ALCS, the parade, the breaking of the curse, the disbelief, and so on. But you know what? There's always... TOMORROW! Here we go again... I can't f*cking wait, fellas. Tomorrow's the day. Get up, get up, get up!

Marie Osmond Fainting

Hmm, what do you know, the queen of wholesome family values passes out immediately upon hearing the word 'gaiety.' Coincidence? I think not.

A Question for the Ages

What's the bigger drag: (a) a zit inside your nose, or (b) a zit inside your ear?

Fires, Floods, and Racism

SAN DIEGO (AP) — Like Hurricane Katrina evacuees two years earlier in New Orleans, thousands of people rousted by natural disaster fled to the NFL stadium here, waiting out the calamity and worrying about their homes.

The similarities ended there, as an almost festive atmosphere reigned at Qualcomm Stadium.

Bands belted out rock 'n' roll, lavish buffets served gourmet entrees, and massage therapists helped relieve the stress for those forced to flee their homes because of wildfires.

"The people are happy. They have everything here," Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger declared Monday night after his second Qualcomm tour.

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It's only a matter of time before this becomes a major race issue. Al Sharpton will be on your TV by week's end (at the latest). Keep your eye on the news; you heard it here first.

Top 10 Sexiest Halloween Costumes

Okay ladies, listen up. In preparation for Halloween, I am giving you my list of the Top 10 Sexiest Halloween Costumes. Please, PLEASE, wear one. Any one.

1.

Sexy Teacher
If you think Van Halen was lying, think again.


2.

Sexy Cowgirl
Who wouldn't want to saddle up and ride... this chick?


3.

Sexy Devil
God I love evil women. If there is anything that can make Satanism sexier, its a great pair of legs.


4.

Sexy School Girl
The all time, heavy weight champion of sexy costumes. Even moderately attractive chicks look super hot in this get up. And look Norman, she's smoking a butt! CUPID, DRAW BACK YOUR BOW!!


5.

Dirty Librarian
I'd take her to the quiet section and make her teach me the dewey decimal system.


6.

Sexy Whore
Sounds a bit redundant, but whatever...


7.

Sexy Alice in Wonderland
Actually, this makes me feel pretty dirty... and is therefore my favorite.


8.

Sexy Detective
I'd really like to do an in depth investigation of her crime scene.


9.

French Maid
This is one of the ONLY times something French is awesome.


10.

Pocahontas
Go ahead, make all the poking jokes you want.



Runners Up:


Sexy Ghostbuster
Who you gonna call?



Hot Ref
She can make all the bad calls she likes, I ain't saying sh*t.



Sexy Cop
Man, Sir Psycho Sexy was right.



Sexy Football Fan
I'd root with her all day long. NOTE: In Australia, "rooting" also means f*cking. ALSO NOTE: She's wearing kneepads!!

Sox Win the Pennant!

While this should've been posted first thing this morning, Wimpy can't access The Win at work anymore, and Norm and the rest of the heathens were otherwise occupied. So, our apologies. Now, on to business.

Our very own Boston Red Sox will give us one last week of joy beginning on Wednesday as they begin their successful quest for a World Championship. And while the Rockies and this crazy run they're on scare the shit out of me, and while we had a bit of trouble with them during interleague play this season (during Interleague Play, the Rockies won two of three games at Fenway, outscoring the Sox 20-5 in the series. The Rockies were one of just two teams to beat the Red Sox's top two pitchers, Josh Beckett and Curt Schilling), the Sox are clicking on all cylinders and have a serious case of momentum heading into this series. The Rockies have had a record 8 consecutive days off, which I'm really hoping will be enough to bring them back down to earth. This is crazy. The Rockies have Cinderalla on their side, which is never good. But the Sox have Beckett, Schill (and his stellar October resume), all the regular bats, plus the new kids on the block who are playing above and beyond any expectation you could possibly have for them. We've got ice in our veins. It's time, fellas. Sox in 5.

By the way, the last picture is Manny's dead-ringer kid. Sick point, guy!

Dumbledore Is Gay

NEW YORK (AP) -- Harry Potter fans, the rumors are true: Albus Dumbledore, master wizard and Headmaster of Hogwarts, is gay.

J.K. Rowling, author of the mega-selling fantasy series that ended last summer, outed the beloved character Friday night while appearing before a full house at Carnegie Hall. After reading briefly from the final book, "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows," she took questions from audience members.

She was asked by one young fan whether Dumbledore finds "true love."

"Dumbledore is gay," the author responded to gasps and applause.

She then explained that Dumbledore was smitten with rival Gellert Grindelwald, whom he defeated long ago in a battle between good and bad wizards. "Falling in love can blind us to an extent," Rowling said of Dumbledore's feelings, adding that Dumbledore was "horribly, terribly let down."

Dumbledore's love, she observed, was his "great tragedy."
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I have nothing further on the topic; just thought you pickles should know.

-Wimpy

MLB Unveils New Prostate Cancer Awareness Bat

Courtesy of www.theonion.com. They hear you too, Cornstarr.

The Wimpy Awards, Vol IV

A classic from my main man Pee Wee on Letterman in '83. Awesome.