Luckiest Man in the world?

Freelance journalist / photographer, Larry Birkhead, may be the luckiest man in the world these days. With today's news that he is, indeed, the biological father of Dannielynn Hope, I can assure you that Mr. Birkhead is out partying amongst a slew of strippers as we speak.

Once the court, inevitably, determines that the estate of Anna Nicole Smith will be awarded as much as $500 million from her late husband's estate (J. Howard Marshall), Dannielynn (and Birkhead) will be the primary beneficiaries (if you recall, Anna Nicole Smith's son, Daniel, died from a drug overdose just weeks before his mother passed).

How does one's misfortunes get any better than this?? This stiff was bangin' a GROSS Anna Nicole Smith -- which, eventually, led to them reproducing. Yet, now he instantly becomes filthy rich...AND doesn't ever again have to deal with Smith's absurd shenanigans. For Birkhead's sake, this is the best of both worlds!