Wednesday, August 1, 2007

Blue Balls for $9.95 Plus Tax

Now there was a time when I was, say....13-14 years of age and the only thing close to porn was the fitness channel. I know what you're thinking and, yes, there was nothing like an early morning fitness show to get you ready for homeroom. This was moderately excepted as entertainment for a 13-year-old kid, but I found this video the other day (courtesy of and it blew my mind. I'm just surprised some people never moved on from fitness shows. I mean, yes, the chicks are smoking and, yes, there are great close-ups, but let's be honest...who the hell would sit at home and watch these videos over and over again? You would have to be a complete hair-diaper to spend your money on this sh*t just so you can play a lil' game of pull and tug!

Perhaps I'm missing something be the judge.


Anonymous said...

This video has been around for months. Get with the times

Ridin' Dirty said...

WOW! Someone said your blog entry s^cked. But I hear ya loud & clear. I was a HUGE fan of the HSN/QVS women who would wearing short skirts. They would cross their long legs and drive me crazy!

Chieftain said...


Yeah, a few sites (, barstool, etc) posted this a few days ago...but, who cares -- you're commentary was gold.

There's only so many hours in the day - sometimes sites get to certain topics later than others.

Smarten up, anonymous -- The Win Column is on point. 90% of the time we report breaking news at a real-time rate. Forgive us this once. On second thought, screw you.