Wednesday, August 1, 2007

Blue Balls for $9.95 Plus Tax

Now there was a time when I was, say....13-14 years of age and the only thing close to porn was the fitness channel. I know what you're thinking and, yes, there was nothing like an early morning fitness show to get you ready for homeroom. This was moderately excepted as entertainment for a 13-year-old kid, but I found this video the other day (courtesy of http://stuff4dudes.com/) and it blew my mind. I'm just surprised some people never moved on from fitness shows. I mean, yes, the chicks are smoking and, yes, there are great close-ups, but let's be honest...who the hell would sit at home and watch these videos over and over again? You would have to be a complete hair-diaper to spend your money on this sh*t just so you can play a lil' game of pull and tug!

Perhaps I'm missing something here....you be the judge.

http://stuff4dudes.com/media/HTML/y4d_trailer.html

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

This video has been around for months. Get with the times

Ridin' Dirty said...

WOW! Someone said your blog entry s^cked. But I hear ya loud & clear. I was a HUGE fan of the HSN/QVS women who would wearing short skirts. They would cross their long legs and drive me crazy!

Chieftain said...

Steina,

Yeah, a few sites (break.com, barstool, etc) posted this a few days ago...but, who cares -- you're commentary was gold.

There's only so many hours in the day - sometimes sites get to certain topics later than others.

Smarten up, anonymous -- The Win Column is on point. 90% of the time we report breaking news at a real-time rate. Forgive us this once. On second thought, screw you.