Friday, June 22, 2007

Randy Moss Has a Friend in Maroney

According to Kissing Suzy Kolber, Maroney refers to himself as Laurence "Koolaid" Maroney on Facebook.

His Facebook account goes on to provide some of his favorite quotes...
  • "Wash u a$$"
  • "Bout time we got some construda in dis mothaf*cka"
  • "U Begal $h*tting"
  • "Your a$$ backwards if you chase hoes, chase the cheese they come with the sh*t."

Relax, Master P! What are the Vegas odds that "Koolaid" Maroney falls victim to a Roger Goodell suspension in the coming years? I love his chances. Sammy Morris, be ready...

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