Slut of The Playground
Angelina Jolie reportedly said that she used to strip and make-out with boys in Kindergarten.
She said, "I was a member of a group called the Kissy Girls. I was very sexual in kindergarten. I created a game where I would kiss the boys and give them cooties. Then we would make out and we would take our clothes off. I got in a lot of trouble!"
Jolie continued to tell OK! Magazine that sex became boring as a young girl and she needed to take it to the next level.
She said, "I had started having sex with my boyfriend and the sex and the emotions didn't feel enough. I was no longer a little girl. In a moment of wanting to feel closer to my boyfriend I grabbed a knife and cut him. He cut me back. We had an exchange of something and we were covered in blood, my heart was racing. Then whenever I felt trapped, I'd cut myself. I have a lot of scars. It was an age when I felt adventurous and after a few beers things happened."
...ok, where do I start? First off, I really want to side with Jolie on this one (because of how incredibly gorgeous she is -- and those DSL's...oh, my good Lord - those DSL's) -- but, no matter how hard I try to twist her words...I can't. I'm quite sure that Angelina Jolie may be the freakiest female in America...in the sheets. However, unlike 'Simply Suds', there are certain things that I don't condone when it comes to getting laid. Consider getting slashed with a knife one of the them. Call me crazy!
...lastly, this is the same woman whom has, essentially, adopted children from every third world nation there is. Along with Brad Pitt, she has developed her own Hollywood orphanage. Something does not give -- Jolie's above quotes indicate just how screwed up of a childhood she endured, yet she now adopts toddlers at an exponential rate. How is Jolie going to cope when these kids become "kindergartners," themselves?? I can already see the E! True Hollywood Story...
She said, "I was a member of a group called the Kissy Girls. I was very sexual in kindergarten. I created a game where I would kiss the boys and give them cooties. Then we would make out and we would take our clothes off. I got in a lot of trouble!"
Jolie continued to tell OK! Magazine that sex became boring as a young girl and she needed to take it to the next level.
She said, "I had started having sex with my boyfriend and the sex and the emotions didn't feel enough. I was no longer a little girl. In a moment of wanting to feel closer to my boyfriend I grabbed a knife and cut him. He cut me back. We had an exchange of something and we were covered in blood, my heart was racing. Then whenever I felt trapped, I'd cut myself. I have a lot of scars. It was an age when I felt adventurous and after a few beers things happened."
...ok, where do I start? First off, I really want to side with Jolie on this one (because of how incredibly gorgeous she is -- and those DSL's...oh, my good Lord - those DSL's) -- but, no matter how hard I try to twist her words...I can't. I'm quite sure that Angelina Jolie may be the freakiest female in America...in the sheets. However, unlike 'Simply Suds', there are certain things that I don't condone when it comes to getting laid. Consider getting slashed with a knife one of the them. Call me crazy!
...lastly, this is the same woman whom has, essentially, adopted children from every third world nation there is. Along with Brad Pitt, she has developed her own Hollywood orphanage. Something does not give -- Jolie's above quotes indicate just how screwed up of a childhood she endured, yet she now adopts toddlers at an exponential rate. How is Jolie going to cope when these kids become "kindergartners," themselves?? I can already see the E! True Hollywood Story...
1 comment:
Dude, if this chick wants to cut me, and then bang me.....show me the way to the next...biggest steak knife you have in your drawer. I'd let her carve her goddamn initials in my groin. Who's afraid of a little blood...u pu$$ys.
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