Peyton Manning Just Got D*ck-Slapped in the Face

EPSN just released their pre-season power rankings for the upcoming NFL season which has your very own New England Patriots rated #1 followed by a distant second Indianapolis Colts. I mean, Manning may in fact hang himself in his bathroom tonight with his belt. He obviously has an inferiority complex when it comes to Mr. Perfect Tom Brady, and now going into his first season after winning the Super Bowl, he's not even ranked #1. He's probably crying on the phone to his mom right now.