Happy Frenchin' Friday

As I sit here at my computer, with balls as blue as the goddamn Atlantic Ocean...I present to you God's greatest creation to mankind, the Lesbian Kiss. There is nothing hotter than watching two smokin' hot broads tongue the hell out of each other, as if they're having their last supper. You make any two chicks make out, and they will look like they've practiced the technique since birth. Perfect porm, just enough tounge/head rubbing/neck licking/lip biting. I'm talkin' perfect here. This video makes me wanna strip down to the bare bone, get in the middle of these two chicks and ask them..."Hey, there are two types of people on this planet. Those who get weird...and those who don't. What's it gonna be ladies, let's rock." Sure, none of you would like to see my fat italian body inbetween these smoke shows...but you know what, frankly...I don't give a $hit about any of you. Did I mention that above there are two chicks face f*cking each other? If you haven't clicked on the video at least 3 times by the time you read this sentence, you're a gay. Turn in your d*ck at the nearest 7-11 and call it a day. You herb.