Tuesday, May 15, 2007

He's Got the Rings and the Seeds



I'm not going to throw stats out there, because I will be the first person to admit that I know more about massage parlors than I do about basketball, but I loved what I saw out of Robert Horry last night. With 18 seconds left and Game 4 seemingly out of reach, Horry absolutely leveled Steve Nash out of bounds like a special teams football specialist getting "crack back" blocked out of bounds on a Sunday episode of JACKED UP! Horry sent that little midget out of bounds and stood like a proud parent over the lifeless body of Steve Nash, who looks like a friggin' perv to begin with. I like this hard foul, in fact, I think there should be a little more contact like this in the NBA to spice things up. Horry set the tone for the rest of the series. You think all he did was fire up the Suns? Wrong. Stoudemire and Diaw left the bench during the altercation, which is a definite no-no too daffy. According to league standards, they should be suspended one game and miss an absolutely crucial Game 5 in Phoenix on Wednesday. You can bet your a$$ that the Spurs are going to fired up and show up to play. I like what I saw out of them last night. They're not getting pushed around by the Suns, they're gonna do whatever it takes to bring the title back to the land of Mexicans and oil.

Mr. Horry, that was an excellent flagrant foul on your part. You bodied the hell out of midget boy, and I hope he's rubbing BenGay all over his grundle as we speak. You have six rings, which is ridiculously impressive to say the least. You've probably pounded more a$$ in more cities than any of us could ever dream of. So call an escort and pat yourself on the back this morning. I think you may have won the series for the Spurs with one split second decision to play dirty. I like that out of you, you friggin' stud.

As my good friend Tom Jackson would say on Monday Night Countdown...."STEVE NASH, YOU GOT.......JACKKKKKKKKEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP."

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

clearly you have no clue about nba basketball...first, the spurs were the favorite by 4 points in that game so they were expected to win. you talk like the suns are this physical, pistons of the 90's type team. well there not even close to that, relying more on pure skill and athletic ability than anyone in the league...(maybe golden state more) while the suns had the better regular season record, we all know that regular season stats mean shit, i.e. the dallas mavericks. the spurs had beaten the suns 11 out of 12 times at home until last nite so this wasnt a game the suns were expected to win in the least. amare was not running off the bench toward the incident, according to team sources. he was going to check into the game as it was a defense-offense switch they had been doing for the previous 2 minutes since amare had 5 fouls. if you look at the video, it seems clear he left the bench to help nash, and should, by league standards, be suspended. however, the suns immediately made a statement that he was getting up to sub into the game before the incident took place. so, my misinformed nba buff, you need to do a little more research before shooting off about two teams you clearly know nothing about. i will agree with you on the steve nash comments however. he used to be a quiet, reserved, hard working white boy running point. now he cries and complains every time HE makes a turnover. does he really get fouled every single time he loses the ball? he cries as if he got a bombed dropped on his head when he goes to the hoop. bottom line...robert horry is a fairly well respected nba player and his actions last nite were out of line. take a loss like a man instead of burying the smallest guy on the court u big neanderthal bastard.

Anonymous said...

i like his move

Simply Suds said...

So Amare and Boris Diaw get suspended for the next game. Advantage: Spurs. But I forgot that I didn't know what I was talking about. Smarten up you chumps.

Anonymous said...

if you read the above comments you will that i wrote it is clear they should be suspended....the nba stuck to their guns and made the right call

Simply Suds said...

Robert Horry is responsible for this series being 3-2. Recognize that.