Juanita Jordan Gets Her Groove Back
As a follow-up to the earlier post about MJ blowing backs out while on Spring Break in Cabo...it's only appropriate to make note of Juanita Jordan's, 47, latest conquest.
According to Media Takeout, Jordan's ex is now linked to a 29-year-old investment banker. When her divorce to MJ is finalized in the coming months, it is presumed that Juanita will take home close to $200 million (the 4th most expensive divorce settlement in history).
My question is...why the hell did Jordan ever get hitched in the first place?? Not only is Juanita (whom I'm sure is a great woman) beat, but c'mon...Jordan has gotten down with thousands of blondes in the last 20+ years. He's the greatest athlete of all-time! His image is flawless (the media has protected Jordan more so than any other individual in history -- look no further than why he left to play baseball...it was either that or get kicked out of the NBA because of his wild and degenerate gambling sprees -- yet, not so much of a peep was/is made about this issue). Imagine this happening now -- it would never happen! I mean, sh*t, Reggie Bush -- quite possibly the most celebrated collegiate football player of our generation -- couldn't even keep the media quiet about pocketing a quick mill (or so)...and this is a commonplace matter with nearly all D-I athletes.
Anyways...despite how they may (or may not) look, Juanita Jordan is now not too far behind Jennifer Steinbrenner (whom I'd drop down on one knee for) as most desirable "hags" in my book. $200 million and/or future owner of the Yankees...sign me up! Either way, I'd win -- and you'd lose!
According to Media Takeout, Jordan's ex is now linked to a 29-year-old investment banker. When her divorce to MJ is finalized in the coming months, it is presumed that Juanita will take home close to $200 million (the 4th most expensive divorce settlement in history).
My question is...why the hell did Jordan ever get hitched in the first place?? Not only is Juanita (whom I'm sure is a great woman) beat, but c'mon...Jordan has gotten down with thousands of blondes in the last 20+ years. He's the greatest athlete of all-time! His image is flawless (the media has protected Jordan more so than any other individual in history -- look no further than why he left to play baseball...it was either that or get kicked out of the NBA because of his wild and degenerate gambling sprees -- yet, not so much of a peep was/is made about this issue). Imagine this happening now -- it would never happen! I mean, sh*t, Reggie Bush -- quite possibly the most celebrated collegiate football player of our generation -- couldn't even keep the media quiet about pocketing a quick mill (or so)...and this is a commonplace matter with nearly all D-I athletes.
Anyways...despite how they may (or may not) look, Juanita Jordan is now not too far behind Jennifer Steinbrenner (whom I'd drop down on one knee for) as most desirable "hags" in my book. $200 million and/or future owner of the Yankees...sign me up! Either way, I'd win -- and you'd lose!
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Not to harp on details but the most expensive divorce settlement ever was between Rupert Murdoch and the former Anna Murdoch; costing poor old Rupert 1.7 BILLION dollars. The next inline being a settlement worth $874 Million.
Point taken - you are correct (I have since updated the blog). Jordan's settlement (as far as lump sum payment) is expected to be the 4th highest divorce settlement in history.
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