Wayne Rooney is a Legitimate Animal

I know most of the people reading this won't agree with a post talking about soccer, but hear me out. English forward Wayne Rooney might just be the guy to reverse your opinion about the sport and its players. Granted, there is a lot of pu$$y diving in the game, and I agree that it is a trend that needs to change. Rooney is one of the top notch players in the game that doesn't fall into the diving trend. He is an absolute beast, and by that I mean he owns the most red cards in international play for things like kicking people in the groin, literally beating the hell out of people on the field and spitting at referees. Not only that, he was suspended for 3 games by the English league last year for head-butting and beating the piss out of a player on his rival team at a restaurant before one of their matches. To add to his absolutely crazier than a $hithouse rat mentality, he is the youngest player in history to play for the English national team and the youngest to score in a European championship. To add to his mystique, he comes from a very humble background with his dad being a dock laborer and his mom is a school food service employee. He is exactly the type of blue-collar, hard nose athlete that Boston, of all places, would embrace if they would only give the sport a chance.