Dial 9 for Long Distance

Barry Bonds hit # 741 last night. For some reason, I actually care. Maybe it's because he's on my fantasy baseball team....maybe it's not. I might actually start rooting for Barry Bonds. I've been on his case for some time now....but I love it when he cranks a home run into the Pacific Ocean. So what if he does or did steroids? He never failed a drug test. Neither did any of the roid heads on my high school football team. Too bad I didn't smell what they were cookin, or I'd be playing on Sundays.

Let's go Balco Bonds!