Arrowhead Stadium Abortion

The NFL Network's Adam Schefter reports that the Chiefs have been having general trade discussions with various NFL franchises regarding running back Larry Johnson. They reportedly are shopping Johnson for a high first round and multiple other picks.

Ok, someone give me a ball tap right now. Are the Chiefs dabbling in some Special K or Acid tabs this draft week? We're talkin' LJ here. He's an absolute beast, and he throws up the rock whenever he scores any of his 20 touchdowns in a given season. I know all of the losers on this website want stats...so here you go, pricks....1750, 1789, 20, 17. And that's not the amount of warrants out for my arrest after last night's debacle....that is LJ's yards and rushing touchdowns for 2005 and 2006. Take that along with the 370 yards he's averaged receiving in the last two years, and you have a guy that probably needs to go up one cup size. Seriously, he may tuck his junk into his gurtle. This guy is a stud. I don't know much about Kansas City as an actual city, except for the fact that their baseball team is loaded with gays....but, Arrowhead Stadium is one of the toughest places to play in football. I personally won at least two grand betting on the Chiefs at home this year, granted the A/R I probably did with the Carolina Panthers at 8 PM on ESPN Sunday Night football probably buried me.......but, Kansas City will regret this decision if they trade the 2nd best running back in the NFL.