He's Got NOOOOOOOOO Game

Poor Plaxico Burress. I actually feel bad for this pathetic loser. The NY Post's "Page Six" is reporting that Burress stormed out of the popular Bliss Club in Clifton, NJ last Wednesday night because he couldn't get any ladies to pay any attention to him. Burress was so pissed that he apparently didn't tip his cocktail waitress or pay his $2,000 tab that he and his posse had racked up. Burress apparently refused to sign autograph for male fans, and also approached chick after chick, pretty much begging girls to pay him some attention. Joe Namath got closer to getting laid on ESPN with Suzy Kolber than Burress did to leaving with a female companion at the Bliss Club.

Wow, you are a star WR on a New York football team, make millions, and still can't get laid? There are dudes that showed up at that club who still live with their parents, had $20 on their person, and still went home with some tail. I find this absolutely hilarious. I can't even imagine the nonsense that must come out of Plaxico's mouth if he keeps getting the Dikembe Mutumbo finger to the face. Buddy, have a little game for Christ's sake. Do you need some pointers? Sorry that you're not hitting on chicks that just shot whiskey after mining all day like you did in Pittsburgh, but grow a set of bizzalls, would ya? Keep up the good work, Plaxico. You can't seal the deal in Clifton, NJ.......I wonder how that sick game you spit would work out in LA or in Miami. Wow...have a day, buddy. You jerk.