I'd Rather Watch Hot College Chicks Play Field Hockey....

...than watch a lick of NHL hockey. I just saw on ESPN that the Ottawa Senators defeated the Sabres to win the Eastern Conference finals. Frankly, I don't give a damn. I didn't even know the 4 teams that still were playing that abortion of a sport. Ice Hockey is terrible, horrible, awful, and terrible again. Does anyone really still watch this? I'd rather watch Kristie Yamaguchi do a triple sow cow than watch 12 seconds of hockey.....even if she falls and shows the world her biscuit. What an embarrassment of an organization the NHL is. I used to live for the Boston Bruins and playoff hockey. What was better than seeing Rosie Ruzicka score a goal and smile to the world with his decayed Russian foredome?

Here's to completely eliminating hockey as a sport altogether. Nobody watches it, nobody cares.