I'm Not Dead, I'm On Vacation

I will not be posting again until possibly Tuesday, unless I black out and somehow make my fat fingers type away like my life is on the line. I'm officially on vacation starting this morning, in honor of Memorial Day. Today I had the privilege of observing "Senior Skip Day" at the beach. There was so much tail running around it was beyond belief. God, I remember the days when girls were all stupidly in shape, so tan, and so hot. If only they knew there was a former football/baseball captain about 100 yards away, lookin' all creepy, I'm sure they would have swarmed over for an autograph session.

If anyone needs me, I'll be tossin' ringers and lookin' at hot butts. One.