Happy Birthday to Chieftain

If only I could pitch in some loot and get you what you really want for your birthday...Derek Jeter to wake you up this morning in his boxer shorts. Your Yankees are 10 1/2 games back, and spare me the "it's only May 21st" routine....they simply just aren't that good as a "team." Now if you could take two seconds to stop visualizing yourself playing a made up position in between your boyish crushes on AROD and Jeter, you'd realize this fact. AROD is finally coming back down to earth, and the Yankees are bringing up high school kids from the Bronx, just to have enough arms to get them through their weekly schedule.

Tonight, the Sox and Yanks kick off their 3-game series in the section of the Bronx that smells like the crap I take after drinking 19 Bud Lights and an assortment of fast food tasty treats. Seeing that it's Chieftain's birthday, I'd just like to personally thank the co-founder of this website. Although you're overly opinionated, and you like a bunch of pooh jabbers for a baseball team, today is your day. So go watch Jeter highlights on YouTube, and pull your pud all morning long. It's ok to have secrets. Some of us just don't like baseball players in that way, you just happen to be on the other side of the fence on this one. GO SOX!!!!!!!!