Thursday, August 9, 2007

Jelena Dokic's Bouncing Boobs

Clearly, Jelena knows what she's working. Other than making the boys go crazy, what else would make her opt to not wear a bra while playing tennis?? THE WIN COLUMN loooooves Jelena's "F It" mentality. A+ for creativity.

Anyways, my research tells me that Jelena, 24, was ranked #4 on the Tour in late 2002, but by the end of 2005 had dropped to 349th in the WTA singles rankings. And, she now currently holds the 650th spot???

What the hell happened to this "breast prodigy"? Upon thinking about it, I concluded that there are only three possible explanations...injury, modeling career, and/or boy troubles. Believe me, all chicks are crazy!

Sure enough, I search around for a minute...and what do I find? Allegations that Jelena had both been kidnapped by her boyfriend AND other allegations claiming that she had kidnapped her boyfriend. When you actually sit down and think about particular strange situations, problem solving becomes such a simplistic novelty.

(And, for the record...I located this video on my own, yet this video is sure to pop up on several blogs in the near future...with or without linking the source. Do I care? No. It's part of the blogging industry. It comes with the territory).


Anonymous said...

id fuck her.

Anonymous said...

crazy idea i know but how do u think credit cruch affected porn?

Anonymous said...

is porn the only winner during credit crunch?