Monday, August 6, 2007

I'm In Love With the Bah-tend-ahh





First and foremost, I can honestly say that Nashville, TN is one of the greatest places on earth. The Commodore is going to have the time of his life while he spends his 2 years at Vanderbilt, and I hope to make many more trips down....even if we've all probably been banned from his apartment from the 4 day bender we went on. Nonetheless, what an amazing city. Coming from an atmosphere up north (everyone's pretty much an a$$hole), to a city where people look you in the eye, and are incredibly friendly....was a culture shock for all of us.

Now that I've made my point. We all fell in love with two bartenders. Lindsey and Joana, from Graham Central Station, were two of the hottest southern bells I've ever laid eyes on. Between the 5 of us, we were split right down the middle on who was hotter....but these girls were as friendly and smokin' hot as they come. In between the $.75 cent Bud Light bottles this bar serves (yes, I said Bud Light bottles for under a buck....we had about 200 in 2 days), these two absolute smoke-shows do a dance on the bar every twenty minutes. The routine involves some serious Rhump Shakin' and other provocative moves that had me completely blown away. And since this is my post, I'm throwing my vote in Lindsey's corner. How is this girl not an absolute star? Well, I'm making a hard push to make her a star. She's the most beautiful girl I've ever seen in my life. She's flawless. Oh, did I mention that you could funnel beers at this bar too....against other people? You know I was undefeated. But my southern bell gets all the credit for holding my funnel just the right way, and leading her Yankee gentleman to victory.

Keep up the good work, Lindsey and Joana. The Win Column gives credit where credit is due, and you girls took care of The Win Column boys this weekend. Next time we're in town, we'll be sure to pay you another visit. And my dearest Lindsey, I love you.


*** In the top photo Lindsey is pictured on the left, while Joana holds it down on the right.

*** Photos courtesy of the Graham Central Station website

23 comments:

Chieftain said...

Joana is gross!

Anonymous said...

those pictures dont do joanna any justice...trust me...her tits are enormous and she is hot as shit. lindsey is better, but if you like big hammers, joanna will blow your mind. add in the 48 75 cent bud lites youd be drinking and they all look like models.

Simply Suds said...

Leave it to you to be an absolute prick. She's all the way to the right in the second picture down. You're fuckin' crazy. But then again, all girls "sweat" you. You herb.

SlowStuff said...

Haha! Listen, I have to back my boy sudsy on this one!! These girls were absolute smoke shows and in no way do these pics do any justice!I would chew off my left hand for anyone of these beautiful baby's!

Anonymous said...

haa nice slowstuff

Sam Cassell said...

The brunette next to Joana in the bottom pic is the 2nd best looking one.

Excluding the chick with the red streaks, Joana might be the ugliest of them all.

Maybe someone should run a "Who's Ugliest" post with Joana in the mix?

Simply Suds said...

That's pretty sweet I told her to check out the website and spread the good word about the Win Column. Uhhhhhhhhhhhh, I get it......you all think she's nothing special. I guess I'll be the asshole that thought this would make a good post.

king of puke said...

well sudsy...i must say these pics do not do any of those chicks justice. at least we have our memories. the two chicks sudsy was referring are both dope. lindsey might be one of the most gorgeous chicks ive ever seen. these pics may not do it for you chumps here, but trust me, my cock will tell you all about how fine these broads are.

Anonymous said...

I think they're all hot. Yeeee Hawwwww.

Ridin' Dirty said...

Do these HOT chicks want to you guys to visit again? I wanted to go to a football game but I am fine with just watching them serve me all day & night. Grow up chieftain

Anonymous said...

Seriously Chieftain, grow up. Some of us men like women with a little more meat on their bones, as opposed to super thin girls you'll never get. Joana is justtttttt riggggggghttttttttt. But Suds, I don't disagree with you over Lindsey. Go back and get that Southern Bell.

steina said...

Being the professional young adult that I am, I have the lugury of fighting all over the country and I have to back my traveling win column peeps. I are very few cities that I have not been to and I can honestly say that southern chicks hold it down and would tit-for-tit blow any New England chick away. As far as all you clowns making comments about how gross they are, here's a little advice.... 1. get off your couch and get a job 2. grow a sack and move out of your families house (28 and living at home is not normal no matter what your mom says) 3. Move out of your home town, "your" hometown hottie isnt really that hot compared to other chicks that live on the other side of your town line. GROW UP!!!

Sam Cassell said...

One thing steina doesn't have is the luxury of spellcheck.

corky said...

lugury????? are u kiddin me? and your a "young professional"? who do you work for "the under 10 retards of america"?

Simply Suds said...

I gotta admit "I have the lugury of fighting" is the funniest thing I've read all day. We assume you mean "luxury of flying"....right? Steinaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Ridin' Dirty said...

Steina also has the "lugury" of saving money through being allowed to shop at Gap Kids, order the kids meals at most food establishments, and getting 1/2 price tickets because his tiny lil legs don't reach the ground! Chieftain might need to grow up socially but Steina needs to literally!

Chieftain said...

Ridin Dirty - you don't know the first thing about me. Keep my name out of your mouth.

Ridin' Dirty said...

Steina just texted me all excited about his comment post. I let him know that the guy from "my left foot" spells better than he does. His excuse..."I did it on my blackberry". waaaaaaaaa i did it on my blackberry

Sam Cassell said...

isn't steina the same person that always makes up stories about himself? he lives in a pseudo world, right?

SlowStuff said...

Was Steina hammered when he wrote this??? Trust me, I know what a few "Vodka Cranberry" drinks can do to an indvidual before he hops on a flight( loose cell phone for one hour after realizing that it is in the exact same spot, or maybe walking through an exit door at JFK International Airport when trying to catch a connecting flight). Being hungover from drinking about 32 ice cold "American Bud Lights" doesnt help either!

my god, steina said...

that is hands-down the funniest thing i've ever read. unbelievable. you really need to get your act together. i may just get your whole response tattooed over my heart, written backwards so i can read it in the mirror every day. unbelievable!

steina said...

I have to be honest, that was by far the most poorly written entry to date. However, in my defense, I had been flying all day and was typing this from my blackberry. Oh and "Sam Casell" I hope you trip and fall on your way to work today and land face frist into an AIDS tree!

Anonymous said...

i hope he lands face "frist" too. drink americans!!