Monday, July 23, 2007

Utterly Blown Away




While you terds were rotting away watching TV or pulling your pud, I was taking in the White Stripes show tonight. I considered myself a moderate fan going into the night and left utterly blown away by the performance. They had a monster wall of sound that was as raw as the skin between your legs after you've been walking all day (with no undies). I still can't wrap my brain around the fact that a band with only two people had the most dynamic sound I've heard in quite awhile. From the shear energy of the performance to the complete control they commanded of the set, I think the White Stripes are the last of a dying breed.

I may be completely off here, but on a completely separate note I think Meg White is a sexy, sexy minx. Watching her bounce up and down on that drum stool while she banged her way through Icky Thump had me thinking some very unnatural, and potentially illegal thoughts. But I digress...

Orlando

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Orlando,

I was also at the show. Unbelievable. What can I say? Jack White was playing the organ and the guitar literally at the same time. Can someone please explain that to me!?! Incredible. Great show. All you degenerates out there... go buy the album, learn guitar, and pray that your ex-wife is as cool as Ms. Meg. God Bless America!

Anonymous said...

Dude, if you think this chick is hot....you need to get laid a little more often. She's gross! I don't care if she's beating drums, or your meat....she still looks like she belongs on the short bus with the kids that wear helmets.

Anonymous said...

The White Stripes are the BALLS! And Jack White is one of the top 5 guitarists out there right now... I had the opportunity to see them live at the old Lupos back in 2003, and it was one of the best shows I've ever seen. I agree that Meg is hot in a wierd, reserved, rocker chick kinda way.

Anonymous said...

the white stripes are terrible....id rather listen to my grandparents banging.

Norman P. Orlando said...

anonymous, please indulge us...if the White Stripes are soooo terrible why don't you enlighten the rest of us as to what we should listen to?

Anonymous said...

I too will be called anonymous and I agree that the White Stripes are terrible. Contrary to what you believe Orlando, we don't all have to like the same music as you, or the same women. Which in this case is a good thing, because that chick you think is hot, well, I've seen hotter chicks strung out on heroin at my local Bickfords at 4am. She is fucking nasty !

Anonymous said...

spoken like a true plymouthian.....you stay classy PLY!

Anonymous said...

That's funny. Only Plymouthians like coke and anal ? I can think of at least 3 or 4 contributors to this blog that live next to, or outside Boston that enjoy the same activities. Don't hate on the PLY.

Anonymous said...

Wow, a lot of very mature comments here. Really, makes me proud to live in a society where posting degrading comments to writers, about their topic, is considered good fun.

If you don't like what you read, then don't read it. Seriously, you're all big kids. (I should hope)