Thursday, July 26, 2007

We Get It, R. Kelly is a "Flirt"


According to Billboard.com, R. Kelly is revisiting his short film series "Trapped in the Closet". Ten new installments of the saga will be released on DVD on August 21st, via Jive.

Nielsen SoundScan reports that the first "Trapped in the Closet" DVD has sold 233,000 copies in the United States. Are kidding me???? If R. Kelly can SELL 233,000 copies of trash, why the hell can't The Win Column get 233,000 hits/week. There's no excuse!!

The return of rap's mini-soap opera??? Come on. I mean, seriously -- turn this guy's mic off. Kelly is just as much a creep as is Michael Jackson (MJ diddles little boys, while R. Kelly pisses on little girls). Five years ago, R. Kelly was indicted on 21 counts of having sexual intercourse with a minor. Five years ago!! And, he hasn't yet gone to trial??? Wake up! There's an actual video of Kelly shaggin' a 14-year-old. How much more evidence does one need? Bottom line, R. Kelly's act is old -- he rapes girls and wears basketball jerseys. Enough already.

Remember when he wed Aaliyah back in 1995...only to have it annulled a few months later? At the time, he was 27...and Aaliyah? Well, she was 15!! Along with the 29,000+ sex offenders registered on myspace, lock this creep up! The list of lawsuits which have been brought upon Kelly is unprecedented, starting all the way back to 1991 -- acts which have only picked up since then.

Lastly, I'll leave you with this...referring back to my previous softball post, it has come to my attention that the league is looking into suspending me for the remainder of the season! Are you laughing yet?


5 comments:

Anonymous said...

just quit...you have two left feet anyway.

Anonymous said...

hot and fresh out the kitchen!

Simply Suds said...

We been messin' with the.......same girllllllll, same girllllll. She's the apple of my eye and your potential wife.

Not the same girl.......TWINS!

Aaliyah said...

I miss you kells!

RhodyTrojan said...

Watch out for the midget in the cabinet....