Hey Vikings...Your Quarterback Sucks!!!!!!!!!!

Tarvaris Jackson's life started off quite miserably. His mother wanted to name him Travis...but, she misspelled his name on the birth certificate...and when it came back, she liked it, and kept it at Tarvaris. Ok, have you stopped laughing yet? Neither have I. Wow, there's nothing like a little effort to not fix a birth certificate that will make up an asinine name. Good looks, Mom.

How the hell can the Vikings think that this kid is going to be good at Quarterback? Did anyone watch him play? He's miserable. In 4 starts he AVERAGED 119 yards passing and 1 interception per start. He threw for a whopping 50 yards in a Thursday night game against Green Bay which made me want to pound my skull against a wall. The Vikings went 0-4 in his 4 starts. No wins. Zero. Zilch. Oh yeah, he sounds like a keeper. The guy went to Alabama State, which pretty much means he didn't play any decent teams....so he's not battle tested either. How can you pass on future stud Brady Quinn? He gives you the best chance to win right now. Sign Corey Dillon to back up Chester Taylor or give him breathers so he doesn't go down with an injury...and watch the team flourish immediately. Now you have an absolute mongaloid at QB handing it off to Adrian Peterson and Chester Copperpot Taylor. Hello, I'm no friggin' genius, but, can you say.....8 in the box. This guy might set the record for interceptions and the least amount of passing yards by a QB if he starts all 16 games. He's that bad.

Good job, Vikings. Your uniforms are purple, so I really don't give a damn about any of you half Canadian pricks anyways. Just move to Canada and ice fish and get weird with your cousins. Losers.