The 2nd Worst Team in the AL, 3rd Worst in Baseball...

Is the New York Yankees. Wow. They only have one more win than the Royals and the Washington Nationals. That is the best thing I've read all day. I really didn't realize they were playing this bad. AROD's pouting somewhere right now with his purple lips and "Hip Hip" Jorge is probably in Harlem trying to buy hookers. Words can't describe how much I enjoy watching the Yankees lose, and watching Joe Torre look like he's about to collapse from exhaustion.

Carry on Yankees. Enjoy the basement. The only basement worth being in is my parent's basement while in High School where everyone gets their own section to try and suck face.

2007 American League Standings
EAST	W	L	PCT	GB	HOME	ROAD	RS	RA
Boston	16	8	.667	-	7-3	9-5	125	84
Toronto	13	12	.520	3.5	7-7	6-5	129	106
Baltimore	12	14	.462	5	7-6	5-8	113	120
Tampa Bay	11	14	.440	5.5	5-6	6-8	126	162
NY Yankees	9	14	.391	6.5	6-6	3-8	131	125
CENTRAL	W	L	PCT	GB	HOME	ROAD	RS	RA
Cleveland	14	8	.636	-	8-3	6-5	115	104
Minnesota	14	11	.560	1.5	7-7	7-4	115	104
Detroit	14	11	.560	1.5	6-6	8-5	127	118
Chicago Sox	12	11	.522	2.5	5-7	7-4	95	97
Kansas City	8	17	.320	7.5	4-7	4-10	98	129
WEST	W	L	PCT	GB	HOME	ROAD	RS	RA
LA Angels	14	11	.560	-	11-3	3-8	110	101
Seattle	10	10	.500	1.5	6-6	4-4	90	103
Oakland	12	13	.480	2	6-7	6-6	95	89
Texas	10	15	.400	4	6-4	4-11	118	145
2007 National League Standings
EAST	W	L	PCT	GB	HOME	ROAD	RS	RA
Atlanta	16	9	.640	-	7-4	9-5	134	117
NY Mets	15	9	.625	.5	6-6	9-3	132	84
Florida	12	13	.480	4	7-7	5-6	143	141
Philadelphia	11	14	.440	5	6-7	5-7	123	121
Washington	8	17	.320	8	4-10	4-7	78	134
CENTRAL	W	L	PCT	GB	HOME	ROAD	RS	RA
Milwaukee	16	9	.640	-	8-4	8-5	117	114
Pittsburgh	12	12	.500	3.5	5-6	7-6	86	106
Cincinnati	12	13	.480	4	6-7	6-6	109	109
Houston	10	14	.417	5.5	4-7	6-7	99	104
Chicago Cubs	10	14	.417	5.5	4-9	6-5	112	91
St. Louis	10	14	.417	5.5	3-9	7-5	82	111
WEST	W	L	PCT	GB	HOME	ROAD	RS	RA
LA Dodgers	15	10	.600	-	6-6	9-4	120	92
Arizona	15	11	.577	.5	9-5	6-6	107	107
San Francisco	12	11	.522	2	6-5	6-6	84	85
San Diego	13	12	.520	2	6-5	7-7	113	103
Colorado	10	15	.400	5	6-7	4-8	101	121