Screw the Boston Media

"Papelblown"

"Perfection Long Gone"

"Wild Thing Tamed"

Just a few of the headlines from the Boston media this morning in the papers and online. Seriously, I think you are all a bunch of jerkoffs. You jump all over a guy that has been lights out, 100% perfect throughout THE ENTIRE FIRST MONTH OF THE SEASON. A friggin' 0.00 ERA, nasty stuff night in, night out. Did I mention that your closer hadn't allowed a fu*king run until last night....when someone finally swung out of their a$$ and clobbered a home run. This is exactly the reason that players come into Boston, and exit shortly thereafter. Nothing is ever good enough. The Red Sox are in first place, and had the best record in baseball for a good portion of April. Give me a freakin' break. They are one win short from being tied FOR THE BEST RECORD IN BASEBALL. Newsflash...Boston sports writers and other degenerates out there.....losses happen. Sometimes 60-80 of them in a given season to decent teams. "Your" team is 16-9....so wipe that smug look off your face before you get a Tony Soprano back hand.

Jacky Paps....keep up the good work, kid. You're a stud, and the reason the Sox are in first place to begin with. You've been a work horse so far this season. The true fans have your back. Most of the dorks writing in the media haven't played inbetween the lines. They played chess and hop-scotch in their tight shorts and tube socks. Jacky Paps for life.