Pervert Alert to the AFC East

Trent Green is finally going to be sketching out chicks and dudes in the city where the heat is on...he's going to Miami...bienvenidos a Miami. Apparently, you can own a decent starting QB in the NFL for a 5th round draft pick....which makes me wonder why franchises like Detroit, Buffalo, and other teams with miserable QB's wouldn't have gotten into the pervert sweepstakes. Trent Green is a good quarterback. He has had to throw the ball to complete retards since arriving to Kansas City in 2001. Now he can throw to a stud like Chris Chambers (who is absolutely filthy), Marty Booker, and the newly drafted Ted Ginn, Jr. He must be pulling his pud to game film as we speak.

All that being said, as a die hard Pats fan...part of me hopes he gets tapped in the helmet during the pre-season and his brain turns into mush. I'm not wishing injury on the guy (cough)...but if he loses his marbles and thinks he is a drag queen from August-January....I'm not going to complain. Seriously, why does Trent Green look like the biggest pervert I've ever seen? He looks like a guy that should be on "Days of Our Lives" rather than a guy that should be allowed to be a field general. I'm saying he smokes pole....a lot of pole.

Hey Dante Culpepper....na na na na.....na na na na....hey hey hey....GOOODBYEEEEEEE!!!!!!! You sorry excuse for a human.