Monday, June 4, 2007

Hoooooray for June 4th!





Why hooray for June 4th? Well you might have guessed from the pictures that on this day back in 1975, the good Lord blessed this planet by having Marcheline Bertrand poop out one of the hottest chick these eyes have ever seen. Yes its true, they really broke the mold with Jolie. Back in my younger days when I used to be holed up in my room playing playing Tomb Raider for an obscene amount of time, I often would pause the game and admire Lara Crofts fine physique (occasionally rub one out), but ultimately pray to God that he would somehow create a real life version of Lara. I knew my prayers were futile because there was no way possible to create a chick with that small a waist, huge cans, and perfectly shaped legs. I think you know where I'm going with this. Jolie redefined what the female form can and should be. In closing, I'd like to say...Angelina if you're reading this, I want to let you know I would french kiss the hell out of you. I used to play a woodwind instrument so I have amazing tongue control. Don't say anything right now, just think about it. Enjoy....

4 comments:

Chieftain said...

I have no doubt in my mind that Angelina is reading this. What else would she be doing on her birthday?

Simply Suds said...

"French kiss the hell out of you?" Good to know that "Simply Suds" and his vocabulary are influencing hippies across the globe. Excellent blog Orlando.

Norman P. Orlando said...

thanks for the dose of reality chieftain, i actually thought jolie was an avid reader. you must have failed your creativity marks in kindergarden

RhodyTrojan said...

Let's see.. angelina's day..

Save the worlds poverty stricken youth by 'adopting' them..

Telling Brad that Ocean's 13 is good and that his career is not over

comparing said adopted kid photos with Madonna (you see they are having some sort of contest... )

Read "THE WIN COLUMN"....

That's about it..