Friday, June 8, 2007

The Cubs Are Too Pu$$y To Win The World Series


I'm sure all readers are aware of the squabble that took place last week between Cubs' SP Carlos Zambrano and catcher Michael Barrett. I personally thought it was awesome. I've never liked Barrett because he's a sh*tbum sissy and I think Zambrano is an absolute beast. Zambrano essentially d*ckslapped him in the face and Barrett had to go to the hospital with a split lip. WAH! Cry me a river for Christ's sake Barrett. You're supposed to be a professional athlete and you go to the hospital for that? Send a text message to your wife and ask for your balls back, pal. If it isn't bad enough that your catcher is about as tough as a fourth grade girl, here was Zambrano's response to the incident nearly a week later:

"He came to me the next day, and he apologized and I apologized to him and we cried," a teary-eyed Zambrano said after he beat the Milwaukee Brewers on Wednesday. "I still love him."

To this, Barrett responded:

"It was over the moment it happened for me. There were no hard feelings," Barrett told reporters. "I totally understand how things like that can happen. And like I said, I love him enough to move forward."

Ummmmmmmm ok, I guess thats cool. Whats next, team crying night? Do they listen to "Total Eclipse of the Heart" before games to get amped? Do they watch "Thelma and Louise" on bus trips and all join hands at the end? I'm disgusted. They should have used this incident as a rallying point and translated some of that anger to performance on the field. Instead, they used it as a team 'coming out party'. No wonder Sweet Lou is losing his friggin' mind.


Orlando

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

great blog...agreed on all points. michael barrett is a bitch who, in a real one-on-one fight, would get owned by zambrano. personally, i think there both a couple of homos

Chieftain said...

You realize why Barrett went to the hospital, right???

The fight spilled over into the clubhouse, where Zambrano proceeded to pummel Barrett...to the tune of a mangled face.

You haven't seen Barrett this week?? He had 2 swollen black eyes!

Anonymous said...

Your right Barrett is a major pusey he gives white boys a bad mname. After the fight Friday Zambrano went over to little Mikey's house to do his wife. Zambrano introduced his "BIG Z" to Barrett's mouth and then to Barrett's hot wife. What makes you think any suburban American white boy could take a huge latino thug. Zambrano did own Mikey Barrett all day and all night long.
Next I want to see Zambrano destroy Kyle Farnsworth, Pat Burell and Tom Zbikowski. I thjink that Big Z would make all of these white boy's his bitches!!