Let's Find Bigfoot First!

According to CNN.com...

Researchers will visit Michigan's Upper Peninsula next month to search for evidence of the legendary creature known as "Bigfoot" or "Sasquatch." The expedition will focus on eastern Marquette County, said Matthew Moneymaker of the Bigfoot Field Researchers Organization. "We'll be looking for evidence supporting a presence... We hope to meet local people who might have seen a Sasquatch or heard of someone else who had an encounter," Moneymaker told the Daily Press of Escanaba.

Wow, a real life manhunt for the real Sasquatch?????? Sounds like something our loyal readers (and those that wish we'd die in our sleep) would be into. I personally think that there are Bigfoots roaming the woods in all of our local forests. I also think they slipped roofies into my drinks at woods parties in high school, and made me lay down in hay with unattractive women. I can personally vouch for a few Sasquatches that myself, The Commodore, and Nightmare have brought home during a college drinking binge. I think we should all buy tons of Bigfoot costumes and freak the f*ck out of these jerkoffs that are looking for Harry and the Henderson's. Seriously, like Bigfoot wouldn't have been caught yet? As far as I'm concerned...whatever that kid shot in Arkansas with his BB gun is as close to Sasquatch as it gets. That thing was a god damn hairy whale roaming the earth. There's no way Bigfoot could out-smart us. He may beat the snot out of us and try to do anal, but unfortunately some of you deserve that. Carry on.