Monday, June 25, 2007

Larping: The Queerest Thing on Planet Earth

Honestly, I don't even know where to start with these losers. I may be late to the game finding out about this fad, but when someone explained this to me I had to see it for myself to believe it. There are literally tens of thousands of these friggin pickles around the globe that get together and perform Live Action Role Playing...hence the name Larping. I mean has our society sunk to the point where people really can't find anything better to do with their time. Really?

And these kids probably don't know why they get their @ss kicked on a daily basis around the country. I'm all for the 'different strokes for different folks' mentality but this is pushing the envelope a bit too much. Would it kill them to play a game of tackle football?? If this doesn't have Nightmare's name written all over it, I don't know what does. Check out the above clip and see for yourself.

Orlando

5 comments:

Crombinator said...

HA! lightning bolt, lightning bolt, lighning bolt....i felt second-hand awkwardness just watching these freaks

Anonymous said...

i saw nightmare larping with dave dunville the other day. they asked me to join in on the fun, but i told them i forgot my larping outfit. nightmare was quick to point out he had a closet full of larping gear, so i saddled up and we larped for hours on evelyn circle. unfortunately, there was a rare larping accident and dunville ended up with nightmare's pink flesh-colored spear in his sh*tter. thank god nightmare's sister was a pro with the fleshy spear and removed it without any harm.

Anonymous said...

yikes!

Anonymous said...

dave dunville for president!!

RhodyTrojan said...

Is it me or does "larping" seem like some fetish that one would see on an "alternative lifestyle" site??? I am just asking..