Thursday, July 19, 2007

I Hate the Cupid Shuffle

Slowstuff would be proud...but I've stepped up my game, and I've been watching a serious amount of MTV Jams, Hotlist, and VH1 Soul....but nothing has really infuriated me like this stupid song, and this retarded dance that goes along with it. What the hell kind of dance is this? The Cupid Shuffle? How can people honestly get rich off of this garbage? I've seen kids dance better on 6 pills of Ecstasy and a ton of other narcotics. All while sweating out the disgusting amounts of booze they drank, and the 56 lung darts they ripped down for dessert. Cupid Shuffle....what a bunch of jerks. Shuffle your d*cks.

10 comments:

Chieftain said...

When in Myrtle Beach, the entire dance floor broke out into the "Cupid Shuffle" at night's end. No lie.

Consider yourself forewarned: Myrtle Beach sucks!

Anonymous said...

I don't think Myrtle sucks, but Chieftan's right... people know (and do) this dance in the south.

And I agree Suds, these songs may not appeal to us on the surface, but think about their money-making potential, royalties-wise. If you can get a song that catches on with a matching dance that goes with it, you're basically set for life. These types of song/dance pairings -- if successful -- will get played at every club, wedding, Bar Mitzvah, etc. we attend until the end of time. You think the clowns who wrote "The Electric Slide," or that other song "Slide to the Left" (don't know the exact name of that one) ever have to work another day in their life (let alone write another song)? They're set.

Hey, Nightmare, put on that infamous thinking cap of yours and put pen to paper and foot to floor, buddy. I'll even hang the giant Post-It in your living room for you to use as a brainstorm pad. Let's get paid!

eponymous said...

all i know is that I would shuffle that telecaster at the beginning...

I know it SUCKS said...

I live in the south and people love it. The dance is just the same thing over and over, the lyrics have no meaning. They say I'm a rapper but I say no? Really, did they have to think up the lyrics in 2 seconds? Also, this damn dance is required to memorize in P.E. I don't know why it's so popular. This song just plain out BLOWS!

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