Wednesday, July 18, 2007

When Will Tim Tebow Show Urban Meyer's Daughter "The QB Sneak"?






Let me preface this post by saying that I go to bed every night praying that I'll never produce a daughter (whenever that time may come). For my sanity, I honestly would consider immediate adoption plans if such an catastrophic event were to occur. Believe me, it would be best for everyone involved.

With that said, The Big Lead (http://thebiglead.com/?p=2755) is reporting the discovery of Urban Meyer's daughter, Nikki (she's the brunette in all of the above photos). From what I understand, Nikki Meyer was 14 at the time of her father's hiring as Florida's football coach. Thus, Nikki is presumably 17 years old these days. As in UNDERAGE. For this reason, I'm going to respect all fathers across the country - and refrain from making any unnecessary comments. I've posted the pictures, so you can now all draw your own assessments.

These photos are going to haunt Urban Meyer forever. GATOR CHOMPS...

FYI...the Over/Under date is set on Nikki Meyer's 18th Birthday. Can I get a "push"?

55 comments:

beyonce said...

I think it depends on what state you are trying to get it done in, but I believe that 17 is legal in many, if not most states. Which means, if you're not a Gator....you're gator bait. Chomp chomp little hottie.

Simply Suds said...

Not legal. Maybe if she moves to any other of the states that appear to not consider being 18 as legal. She's dope though. I feel creepy for having Googled this and even creepier when I copy/pasted it.


STATE
AGE
Alabama
16
Alaska
16
Arizona
18
Arkansas
16
California
18
Colorado
15
Connecticut
15
D.C.
16
Delaware
16
Florida
16/18 (bill pending)
Georgia
16
Hawaii
14
Idaho
14
Illinois
16/17
Indiana
16
Iowa
18
Kansas
16
Kentucky
16 - [1]
Louisiana
17
Maine
16
Maryland
16
Massachusetts
16/18
Michigan
16
Minnesota
16
Mississippi
16 - [2]
Missouri
17
Montana
16
Nebraska
16
Nevada
16
New Hampshire
16/18
New Jersey
16/18
New Mexico
17
New York
17
North Carolina
16
North Dakota
18
Ohio
16
Oklahoma
16
Oregon
18
Pennsylvania
16
Rhode Island
16
South Carolina
14/16
South Dakota
16
Tennessee
18
Texas
17
Utah
16/18
Vermont
16
Virginia
15
Washington
16
West Virginia
16
Wisconsin
18
Wyoming
16
Puerto Rico
18

Anonymous said...

yikes

Deon Sanders said...

You know Michael Irvin and I already split her in two!

Anonymous said...

15 in colorado? maybe the nashville trip should take us there too.

Anonymous said...

Nikki won't be 17 until September!! Leave her alone!

Adam Sandler said...

i gave her a waikiki-sneaky-between-the-cheeky like my good freind rob schneider was mentioned.

jewshua said...

YOU GUYS NEED TO GET A LIFE. PEDOPHILES. Go back to bonin' your cousins, you god damn inbred Georgia and Alabama fans.

Monica said...

All of you all bashing Nikki are just jealous because she comes from a family with money and her dad happens to be the BEST college football coach ever!! Leave the poor girl alone!! She is 17, and she is not bothering anyone!! Damn people!!!!!

Anonymous said...

WOW.. r u serious.. nicki (spell her name right) is one of my good friends and this is just rediculous... these pics arent even bad and for u pray u never have a daughter from these pics r even more RIDICULOUS! there r girls doing things WAY WAY werse than her... she is a great person so u cant go F*** urself

Anonymous said...

"WOW.. r u serious.. nicki (spell her name right) is one of my good friends and this is just rediculous..."

Wow...are you serious? Spell "ridiculous" correctly...

Anonymous said...

i'm assuming you idiots go to UF with all this dynamite spelling? i'm sure all you guys smoked your SATs. can anyone say safety school!

Anonymous said...

I go to Georgia Tech and I am going to attempt waikiki-sneaky-between-the-cheeky many times on her next year. Also, my SAT scores were very good, as they must be to get into Tech. Also we beat UGA this year.

Anonymous said...

Holy tan lines batman!

Anonymous said...

All of you all bashing Nikki are just jealous because she comes from a family with money and her dad happens to be the BEST college football coach ever!! Leave the poor girl alone!! She is 17, and she is not bothering anyone!! Damn people!!!!!


BEST college coach ever? I have reason to believe that you don't watch college football and you are a fool for even saying that.

Anonymous said...

Wait a second, so in your entry you post:

"I'm going to respect all fathers across the country - and refrain from making any unnecessary comments."

but the title of this is:

"When Will Tim Tebow Show Urban Meyer's Daughter "The QB Sneak"?"

While incredibly funny, isnt your title an unnecessary comment?

Anonymous said...

Whatever... Just driver her across state line and then tap that S.H.I.T. out. Urban just prays she doesn't go out with a TN guy after what Kiffin said earlier. Maybe Kiffin will hold her hostage so TN gan actually get a quality win this year!

SoCalHorn said...

Must be a nice girl since she's trying to save that whale that washed ashore.

Anonymous said...

really people.. that "whale" is abby.. so shut up..

nicki is a great person so stop talking all this shit about her. really do you even know her? NO the fuck you don't. so why don't you and your cousin go back to having sex now.

Anonymous said...

"YOU GUYS NEED TO GET A LIFE. PEDOPHILES. Go back to bonin' your cousins, you god damn inbred Georgia and Alabama fans."
not everyone in here is from georgia or alabama, lol, but that was funny, and it's not a pedophile if you're her age hahah

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lexie said...

leave her alone she is 20 years old now and yeah teenagers do dumb things and take those kind of pictures i mean i don't but my point is just leave her THE HELL ALONE!! she has grown up now.... THANK YOU!!!!

LEXIE said...

and yeah go gators alabama TN kentucky fsu and ga bull dogz suck assss so yeah byyee byeeee #GOGATORS <3 <3 <3 :)

alexia said...

LEAVE NIKKI AND GIGI MEYER ALONE GUYS LIKE YOU, WOULD LOVE TO HAVE GIRLS LIKE THEM?!?!?!

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