Friday, July 20, 2007

Is It OK to Write on a Passed Out Friend?



Here at the Win Column....rather than argue with Chieftain over his baseball rankings (that absolutely suck)....I say we move on to a more enjoyable debate, and discussion. Is it ok to write all over a buddy that passes out the earliest at a party? I can think of many occasions where I've had d*cks, Nazi propaganda, and many other weird things written on me when I passed out. I awake to find my eyelids colored in, and signatures on my legs, arms, and usually somewhere else that's weird. But don't get me wrong, it's not a one way street. I thoroughly enjoy writing on anyone that passes out early at a party. It's your own fault for being a p*ssy and not being able to hang with the big boys (and girls). I love to find the nearest PERMANENT Sharpie marker and absolutely pepper someone with unthinkable words, symbols, and other creepy things. Just ask the Commodore about how last month I colored in his ears, nose, eyes, and gave him a Hitler mustache after he was the first one to pass out at a party.

Is it ok to draw all over a buddy in permanent marker when he's passed out? And if you don't think I have a Sharpie in my hand....and the Commodore didn't have a little too many "Suds" tonight.....and he's not passed out on my couch....well...stay tuned to see if I create a Picasso on his moley face.

7 comments:

Chieftain said...

Some/most people have graduated from college. We can only hope that someday you do the same.

maura sinclair said...

I right on tommy faulkner all the time!

Anonymous said...

ahaaaaaaaaa maura sinclair!!! i think i just shit a little in my pants. for those of you who dont know who she is or who tommy faulkner is then you lose. whoever wrote this comment must come forward cuz its top 5 material. maura sinclair!!!! wow. shes retarded!

Anonymous said...

not cool to write on each other, considering we have real jobs (not you, sudsy, relax) now. if it absolutely has to be done, keep it off the face/neck/anywhere else that could possibly show on Monday morning. who is maura sinclair? do tell.

Simply Suds said...

Oh...sudsy doesn't have a real job.......ohhhhhhhhh......suck my dick buddy. Your job sucks. I make more than you just sitting home and writing blogs....deal with it.

Simply Suds said...

suck my dick again...just to enjoy the taste.

Anonymous said...

If you pass out at a party w/ your shoes still on, then you are fair game to get written on. Those are the house rules.