Happy Father's Day

It's going to be a busy day for these guys...

• Calvin Murphy - 14 illegitimate kids by 9 different women. THE CHAMPION (unless you wish to discuss singer Jay Hawkins, who had a confirmed 57 kids...and possibly as many as 75).
• Ray Charles (no, he's not an athlete...and, yes, he's dead...but, impressive nonetheless) - 12 kids in total, 9 in which were illegitimate. I know he was blind all all, but come on...after a while, you'd figure this excuse would have run it's course.
• Evander Holyfield - 9 illegitimate kids.
• Willie Anderson (ex-San Antonio Spur) - 9 illegitimate kids. Couldn't score on the court, but didn't miss in the bedroom.
• Shawn Kemp - 7 illegitimate kids by 6 women. THE FACE OF FATHER'S DAY. Side note...are those the worst jersey's you've ever seen (above photo)??
• Derrick Thomas - Died at the age of 33, but still had enough time to pump out 7 illegitimate kids with 5 different women.
• Larry Johnson (the basketball player) - 5 kids with 4 different women, 3 of which are illegitimate.
• Vlad Guerrero - 4 kids, all with different women. Further proof that he will swing at absolutely anything!
• Santonio Holmes - 3 illegitimate kids by 2 women...BEFORE LEAVING COLLEGE!
• Shannon Sharpe - 3 illegitimate kids with 3 women, all within a year of each other. Fact...all resemble Barbaro.
• Willis McGahee - 3 illegitimate kids in a 2 year span while in Buffalo.
• Greg Minor - 3 illegitimate kids.
• Ricky Williams - 3 illegitimate kids.
• Priest Holmes - 3 illegitimate kids.
• Chad Johnson - 3 illegitimate kids.
• Noel Devine - (the top HS running back recruit...could be headed to West Virginia) - rumored to already have at least 2-3 illegitimate kids.

Special thanks to 100 Percent Injury Rate (http://100percentinjuryrate.blogspot.com/), as they also compiled a list including most of these names.