Monday, June 11, 2007

Glitter, Glisten, Gloss, Floss...I Catch a Beat Runnin' Like Randy Moss

That subject quote is courtesy of Outkast "The Whole World."

Moss and Stallworth split wide.....Welker in the slot....and Big Ben Watson running insane routes at alarming speeds from the tight end position. Stop it, just friggin' stop it. This is actually our football team that we're going to be able to enjoy on Monday's, Sunday's, and maybe an occasional Thursday depending on the NFL schedule. Wow. I was speechless watching Moss catch balls in stride on TV tonight from Pats minicamp. Throw in the fact that Laurence Maroney will be in the backfield....I don't really see how this offense can be stopped if everyone does their job. Because it's clearly obvious that Tom Brady is the leader of the team and he will make plays happen....even Chieftain (who's probably going to be the fan of yet another football team this year) cannot debate this. Peyton Manning can go straight to hell for all I care. Around here, it's all Pats, all the time. If you don't like it, F you.

Don't even get me started about the defense...which is a completely different defense when Rodney Harrison is on the field like a hornet whose nest was just rattled. Adalius Thomas is taking inside linebacker all NFL running backs should be on high alert...because you can be sure that you're going to see Mr. Thomas on quite a few episodes of "JACKED UP!"

Think Randy Moss has lost a significant step at the age of 30? Think again. Take it from Rodney Harrison himself, who has seen the best WR's the NFL has had to offer over his 13 seasons.

"Are you kidding me? He runs the same as I've seen him. You watch him this year. Watch any team that tries to put its best cornerback on him one-on-one. I can't wait to see that. He will eat you alive. Ain't no way he's lost his legs.''

So who's booking the Super Bowl trip soon? Phoenix sounds like a great place to get weird. I have no problem being escorted out of the U of Arizona or Arizona State for behaving badly. There is a lot of territory to go clamming in the desert. Let's make it happen.


Anonymous said...

randy moss has looked like shit in camp so far buddy....have u read any of the articles or watched tv? every person says that while off the field he has been a great teammate, attending the funeral of marquise hill (whom he didnt know at all) and going to charity events around the area, he has been going under 50% in practice as usual. im a big moss supporter, but i want the moss that busted his ass back in the day. new england wont stand for a lazy prick.

Anonymous said...

he's learning a new play book and running routes at 75% speed (like he's been told) so that he doesn't aggrevate past issues he's had in training camps. Know what you are talking about before you start talking like you know a lick about football.

Anonymous said...

are u kiddin me? do u watch tv at all? every episode of new england sports tonite is michael felger and gary tanguay ripping moss. they go to every practice and say that he is a lazy bum so far, and while everyone is supposed to go 75%, moss is maybe going 50%. im not there personally to see this, but im just going by what is being said. maybe you should watch some tv before you start shooting off at the mouth.