Guess What....We Don't Give a Sh*t

To echo the comments made by 'Suds earlier.....so the yankees signed Roger Clemens.....big friggin' deal. Aside from the fact that he's eligible for social security in a few months, and he looks more bloated then a chick 3 days into her menstral cycle, I think he's a bum. And I'm not even going to give him credit for being one of the best right-handed pitchers ever either.....if he were standing in front of me I'd spit in his fat face and kick him in the shins......then take my beating (after he finished his extra large italian sub of course).

Newsflash Yankee fans......CLEMENS IS NOT THE ANSWER.....for various reasons. One, he will not provide that 'spiritual lift' you idiots have been talking about over the past 24 hours. As soon as he makes his triumphant (and i use that term loosely) return to Fenway in June and gets the absolute crap kicked out of him, Yankee Nation is going to be more depressed then when 'Suds wakes up on a Monday morning. Two, he's not going to get you to Mariano Rivera, so you're going to have to use the pen, which is consequently ranked second to last, next to the Bad News Bears. And even if you do get to Rivera.....he stinks too! Do these numbers mean anything to you....10.2 IP, 14H, 10ER, and 3 blown saves??? They should because they represent your hopes and dreams floating, like a turd, down the toilet. So, in closing...all you Yankee fans stink, stick that in your pipe and smoke it. And one more thing, Mariano...way to hang out with hot chicks, and sick hair line buddy.