Take That Toddlers

A Japanese hospital in Tokyo has established a new "drop-box" center for women who want to give away their babies quickly and painlessly. Once the baby is dropped off, and the mother skiddaddles....there is an alarm that will go off to alert nurses that there is a new toddler that's ready to join the crew.

Huh? I feel like I just smoked some laced goods and wandered around the enchanted forest for 5 hours while I have panic attack, after panic attack. I know there is a population problem in Asia....but a toddler drop box??????? Wow, I've always said all along how smug toddlers are. Most people would probably say this system is probably a good way to prevent abortions and abandonments in crowded places. How do you feel now toddlers? We're taking back the world from you. You're such a drain on the economy and society that we're establishing places that we can leave your smug a$$es and go back to our normal lives. I bet you toddlers thought you'd get a little TLC with your binkys and "goo goo gah gahs," WRONG!!!!!!!!!! Now you're someone else's problem. All you do is eat, crap, and cry...and although that sounds like a normal day for most of the degenerates that read this website....frankly, I'm sick of toddlers.

Where's your Tonka truck, toddler? I threw it on I-495 and watched cars crush it into smithereens....so go cure Cancer or AIDS and do something productive, you smug bastards.