Thursday, April 5, 2007

Roll the Dice-K

As I still feel the tranquil effects of Tina Cervasio....I can't help but realize that there is only one thing that matters to me today....Mr. Dice-K. Mat-su-zaka. The talk of the town. Don't get me wrong....I don't know a god damn thing about Japan...besides the fact that Mr. Miagi owns anyone that tries to practice Karate in Okinawa....but I'd be willing to bet my right testicle that Dice-K will probably have 139 strikeouts today. Who can hit a gyro ball? What the hell is a gyro ball? I think of gyro, and my fat mouth waters with the thought of delicious Greek meats fried in a delicate tortilla roll.

Let's keep it short and sweet. Here's to you ugly bastard. Get the job done today....or I'm gonna have you trimming banzai trees at Plymouth Farm and Garden by days end.

1 comment:

Slowey said...

Funniest thing I have ever read SUDDDDDDDSYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!