Thursday, August 23, 2007

The Win Column: On Assignment


Due to the recent shocking news of our very own Simply Suds 'hanging them up', our fearless leader, Chieftain, deployed me to Plymouth in hopes of getting to the matter of just why Suds was let go of his painting job which, in essence, plunged him into the pit of despair in which he currently resides.

The above picture was taken from the worksite the very next day after Suds was fired. After doing a little nosing around, I found out that this was the identical task Sudsie was asked to perform that resulted in his justified denial. Further, when I tried to get some questions answered from the foreman of this worksite, I was abrasively met with a fist in my face while the guy yelled at me to take "me and my freakshow elsewhere"!

While dodging the fists of fury, I managed to get a word in edge-wise and told the foreman that this wasn't the last he'd heard of me because I was reporting him and his 'freakshow' to OSHA and was, subsequently, run out of town.

Moral of the story....Suds, this guy's an A-hole and it wasn't your fault for getting fired! All is not wrong with the world!! We'll help you work through this pal. Who's with me?

Orlando

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Guys, this blog is beginning to suck.

Anonymous said...

I think Sud's boss' request is egregious, outrageous, absurd, preposterous, and beyond the bounds of human decency one should be expected to endure in a civilized society such as our...

Anonymous said...

I just thought of something real funny.............................
YO MOMMA!!!

Anonymous said...

Suds, you almost graduated Dean's list from a great school....there's no reason to be climbing ladders in the first place. That's why they invented Mexicans and Brazilians.

Anonymous said...

Fuck Suds. Let him be a worthless pussy... you guys sucking his cock is exatly what he wants. Fuck you, Sudsy!!