Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Croakies, Love ‘em or Leave 'em?



No doubt about it, croakies (crōkēze) were once a dying breed. Back in the late 80’s and early 90’s when the Oakley wraparounds lost their “radicalness”, croakies too almost went extinct. Fortunately (or unfortunately for all those haters out there), CROAKIES ARE BACK! Let me tell you, I fully, 100%, endorse the reemergence of these neoprene wonders. From the good ol’ boys down south, to the sailing set of the Cape and islands, nobody is losing their sunglasses these days. You could crush 22 Bud Lights, pass out face down in the sand and your sunglasses will still be there the next morning, securely around your neck where you left them. Is there a better feeling? Furthermore, not only are croakies back, but they are better than ever. Check out the sick palmetto design above…damn straight, son.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

get a job crombinator

Crombinator said...

Hmmm, posted around 9pm...dead giveaway that I'm unemployed, or dead giveaway that I have a real job....you decide anonymous. Go kick rocks while you're thinking about it too.

Norman P. Orlando said...

Welcome back Crombinator...its been too long!

Norman P. Orlando said...

as an aside I think all 'get a job' slander should be saved for the one and only Suds

Anonymous said...

I heard that fanny packs are making a comeback too. And those sunglasses w/ black frames and neon ear stems.

Anonymous said...

im gonna kick rocks through your window today at like 2pm, because you dont have a job, or clue, a dick, or testicles. crombinator...what is that anyways? sounds like a gay transformer. you are crombinator, the subaru that transforms into an ass-loving fag...robots in disguise...

shooting blanks said...

yoish....tough day anonymous?

Chieftain said...

Get off Crombinator's back - when he has some free time, he posts. And to be honest, I find his posts amusing.

If you want to criticize and/or make fun of someone, send it my way. I thrive off it.

Anonymous said...

I thought you trived off butt-plugging?