Thursday, August 23, 2007

What Do You Make Of These Photos?

The above photos come as part of the "Declare Yourself" campaign, as the newly 18-year-old Hayden Panettiere was registering to vote.

Anyway, who cares about the specifics. Are these pictures creepy or funny?

Personally, I look up to this guy -- I mean, Hayden has a smile from ear-to-ear in all of these photos. I can't tell if he just finished whispering sweet nothings in her ears, or just finished tickling the hell out of her? But one thing is clear...this old man is the Hugh Hefner of the "Declare Yourself" campaign.

Memo to VH1: Replace "Mystery" (the worst television character in history) with this man, and watch your ratings skyrocket.

* Photos come courtesy of


Carolina Red Sox said...

In other news, John Lester has been sent down. What's the over/under before Chieftain's blog comes out? I say 8pm.

Carolina Red Sox said...

...Oh, and for the record, Tavarez deserves to be the 5th starter, but I am sure Buchholz is not far away from taking it over.

sticky wicket said...

To answer Chieftain's question, these photos are officially somewhere between "creepy" and "f*cking creepy".

Anonymous said...

That guy probably rocked 4 Viagra and had a hard on that could split marble. Rather than actually splitting marble, why not split an 18 year old? Keep pimpin' old man.

City of Champions said...

How dare you make fun of Mystery? The man is a master at his craft.

Anonymous said...

I'm with Carolina, give Freddy the ball.....In that second pic, it looks like that old timer is trying to whip it out.