Intervention of the Month - Jenna Jameson

Has it really come to this, Jenna? More dudes (and probably some chicks) have gotten off to you millions of times over the years. You made the best smut that money could buy. What the hell happened to you? You were everything we could want in a woman. Hot, unreal body, we're talking all the essentials here. So why is it, that all of a sudden you've decided to look like a creature out of one of the Alien movies? You are the opposite of hot right now. I feel like I'm looking at someone that just found out they only have 2 days to live. I'm sooooo creeped out right now it isn't funny.

The Win Column is staging an official intervention for Jenna Jameson. I propose that she turn herself into Simply Suds as soon as possible. She can stay at my house until I nurse her back to health. No room and board is necessary, although I can't say she won't be performing her fair share of "chores" in order to repay me for my kindness.

Jenna....for f*cks sake....eat something. I don't care if it's 100 loads....just eat something. We're begging you.


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