Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Open-Faced Sandwiches?

I'll tell you what really chaps my a$$.....Open-faced sandwiches. Who is the absolute jerk who decided to take one of the most glorious edible things known to man and subtract one slice of bread? How on earth is this justified? I realize a lot of open faced sandwiches have a sauce of some sort poured over them...ERRONEOUS! Give me two slices of bread, some god damn cheese, and the most heavenly slab of meat sandwiched in between (kind of like the way I was sandwiched in between my bed and the absolute warthog I took home the night of The Last Hurrah. I'll choose to dip my sandwich, thank you.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Last time I checked, open-faced sandwiches did have two slices of bread... but they were just open-faced. Whatever. Great post anyway.