Friday, June 29, 2007
Voice of Reason

Last night's draft-day trade for Ray Allen was clearly a move of desperation, a move guided by Paul Pierce. Not necessarily a terrible thing.
Who received the better end of the deal? Oh, Seattle absolutely did...that goes without saying. For Ray Allen (who turns 32 next month)...who by the way, is coming off ankle surgery of both cankles (the same surgery as Wally), the up-and-coming Sonics landed themselves the PERFECT complement to Kevin Durant in Jeff Green (at #5 overall), Wally Szczerbiak's contract which expires in 2 years ($12M and $13M, respectively), & Delonte West, whose game I dislike...but let's be honest, (besides Rondo) West is the only other player that could have gotten both Pierce and Allen the ball in favorable spots (it's worth noting that Allen has never been able to create his own shot, and Pierce is becoming more-and-more that way). No??? Then, please tell me why the Sonics have sucked for years now??? After all, Pierce and Rashard Lewis are more comparable players than anyone in Boston would like you to believe.
And, Suds...please don't even mention Glen "Big Baby" Davis as part of this deal, as his fat a$$ is (at best) a 9th Man in the NBA -- which isn't good news for Celtic fans -- remember, Doc Rivers refuses to set a rotation, as he wants to keep every player happy (yes, even stiffs like "Big Baby").
But, at the same time...as a Celtics fan, I am 75% on board with this trade (assuming Ainge completes at least one more BIG trade this offseason). Allen's contract is TERRIBLE -- he's signed through the 2009-2010 season ($16M, $17.4M, $18.8M for the next 3 seasons), BUT he clearly makes the team better offensively...when healthy.
Bottom line...my primary concern about this team's current roster is DEFENSE (rebounding is another area which requires immediate attention). As an Ainge supporter in the past, I'm beginning to wonder if he even watches the NBA playoffs. For the past decade (Miami being the lone exception), defense has won EVERY year. With the exception of Rondo and Tony Allen (an injury question mark with no minutes on this team now), they C's don't possess a single other player that could lock down The Commodore.
The best move of the night by Celtics' management? The drafting of Gabe Pruitt!! As I mentioned in yesterday's Final Mock Draft (http://thewincolumn.blogspot.com/2007/06/final-2007-nba-mock-draft.html), I was praying that Pruitt somehow dropped to #32. As it stands now, Pruitt must add muscle (and, thus, is a few years away from making an impact)...but, believe me -- Pruitt can stroke it...he's a very smooth player (but again, he can't defend)! Quick...when's the last time the C's had a PG that could shoot a jumper??? And no, Kenny Anderson doesn't count.
Ok, I've done some research now (actually a lot of research)...the hope around Boston last night was that the Ray Allen trade could eventually make way for another trade, thus, landing Kevin Garnett. The most discussed option included a package of Theo's expiring contract ($11.7 M) and Al Jefferson ($2.5M next season, and a qualifying offer of $3.5M in 2008-09) FOR "The Big Ticket" ($22M for next season, and a player option for $24M in 2008-09).
Call me crazy, but $14.2M doesn't come close to matching KG's $22M salary next season (and yes, I'm well aware that contracts don't need to match EXACTLY if trades are made during the offseason). You want to know what the rest of the Celtics roster is scheduled to earn next season?? With no further ado...
- Kendrick Perkins - $4.5M
- Brian Scalabrine - $3M
- Sebastian Telfair - $2.6M
- Tony Allen - $1.9M
- Gerald Green - $1.4M
- Rajon Rondo - $1.4M
- Ryan Gomes - $770K
- Leon Powe - $687K
- Allan Ray - $687K
And, oh yeah...if Ainge is somehow able to land KG (and convince him to re-sign), the Celts will have $59.4M locked up between just 3 players (KG, Pierce, and Allen) in 2008-09. Newsflash...that doesn't work, especially when you consider that the C's current payroll for the upcoming season is ALREADY $63.4M, the 10th highest in the league. Granted, I don't know what the salary cap will be in 2 years (no one knows for certain), but I can assure you that the NBA salary cap does not increase at an exponential rate.
FYI (updated information)...this past year's salary cap was officially $53.135 million. Additionally, the mid-level exception was $5.215 million.
In the end...for the next 3 months, Ainge will need a new phone plan. Last night was a start...but by no means, the end. At the very least, it's an exciting time to be a Celtics fan, as this is the most publicity the team has received since the Rick Pitino Era.
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I Love This Deal
1. We became a competitive Eastern Conference playoff team.
2. We had to make a deal and either bring in a veteran or trade Pierce. If we draft a player in that position, the first losing streak forces Pierce to complain and ask for a trade. Then where are we? We would have a lot of young talent without knowing who would pan out.
3. We still have tremendous flexibility! Our main chips before the draft were the #5 pick, Theo Ratliff's contract, Big Al, and Gerald Green. We got a superstar and only gave up one blue chip! Are you kidding me!
Will we win a championship with this team as is?....Hell no. There is at least one more deal in place (we have to get rid of Theo). Look at next year, too. Pierce and Allen will still be nasty. Jefferson should be 10 times better, as should Gerald.
Needless to say, I am excited. My chubby is about the same size as the time I accidentally hammered my thumb! Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going in the bathroom to wack off to either Ray Allen in a Celtics jersey or the hot 23-year-old, 4 month pregnant woman sitting accross from me! Happy Friday, you dildos.
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I Don't Know $hit About Hoops....


...But I am a math wizard. And I know that when you subtract Delonte, Jeff Green (#5 pick, suck my d*ck), and Wally (see ya when your 'Got 2 Be Glued' haircut finally lets loose you f*cking overpaid stiff, bum, c*nt), and add Ray Allen and "Big Baby" Glen Davis......I actually feel decent about the draft. Sure I don't know anything...but I like the shake up.
Anybody that knows me, knows that I sweat Ray Allen and he is on all of my fantasy hoops teams. Welcome home Jesus Shuttlesworth.....we love you.
P.S. I am super blacked out, and you can all suck my a$$. Bud Light 4 life.
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Thursday, June 28, 2007
Mid-Draft Thoughts...

I was on the treadmill watching the draft and had to cut my workout short to work-up this column before my thoughts all blended together and became mushier than my soon to be sunburned a$$. So here goes...
David Stern lost some serious cache during that opening monologue. Ta-ta-ta-ta-day-David. Widely recognized as the most well-educated and well-respected commish around, Stern utterly bombed. I'm gonna send him some Hooked on Phonics for kwanza.
Second, go back to Duke and get some new material, Jay Bilas. Your brothers and sisters (that's lawyer speak for colleagues) would be ashamed. Of Mike Conley, Jr., Bilas noted "He's not a good athlete, he's a great athlete." Just one pick later he said of Jeff Green, "He's not a good passer, he's a great passer." C'mon dude, that's just weak.
Maybe I'm splitting hairs here (say that 3 times fast Stern), but Suds could do a better job after 25 ice cold ones.
Furthermore, I cannot believe I'm saying this, but Stephen A. Smith as been pretty good thus far. Normally the guy is pecker, but in the shadows of Bilas his animated insight has been refreshing.
Per usual, Mike Tirico has carried the broadcast and Andy Katz has contributed some solid analysis.
All in all, I give it a "C+" to this point. But who am I to judge.
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Final 2007 NBA Mock Draft
Assuming there will be no trades (there will be at least several), I have pegged this draft (in particular, the lottery). But as Bill Simmons has always said, it's exceptionally difficult to assume what the likes of Billy King, Chris Wallace, Kevin McHale, etc. will do when up against the clock. Simply put, NBA general managers are the worst franchise managers in America. Seventy-five percent of NBA GM's are scared, clueless jerkoffs. How have no trades gone down yet???? I mean, 29 teams failed this past season -- thus, 29 teams have obvious team needs to address.
Anyways, the only change I made (with the lottery selections) between last night and now is that I have flip-flopped Al Thornton & Spencer Hawes (#10 and #12, respectively).
1. Portland - Greg Oden, C (make room for him in Springfield -- barring an injury, Oden is a LOCK for the Hall of Fame)
2. Seattle - Kevin Durant, SF (not even in the same stratosphere as Oden)
3. Atlanta - Al Horford, PF (supposedly, Atlanta owners now want Yi...I highly doubt they pass on Horford - they will be crucified)
4. Memphis - Mike Conley, PG (also considering Noah)
5. Boston - Yi Jianlian, PF (praying that Al Horford drops - he won't...Jeff Green & Brewer are the other possibilities, probably in that exact order)
6. Milwaukee - Jeff Green, SF (Conley, Yi, Brewer, & Brandan Wright must also be considered here...if the Mavs trade up to #6, they will likely opt for Corey Brewer)
7. Minnesota - Corey Brewer, SF (if Brewer slides past McHale here, he should be fired by midnight tonight...the ONLY other possibility would be Noah here, thus, messing everything up -- as the Bulls would then likely lean towards Hawes at #9)
8. Charlotte - Brandan Wright, PF (Brandan Wright sucks)
9. Chicago - Joakim Noah, PF (Bulls also love themselves some Yi & Hawes)
10. Sacramento - Al Thornton, SF (can flat-out score...joined with Kevin Martin, this duo will be exciting to watch for many years to come)
11. Atlanta - Acie Law, PG (if pick is kept, this selection SHOULD be a lock...keep in mind, however, Toronto sweats Nick Young)
12. Philadelphia - Spencer Hawes, C (Hawes could go as early as #7, and as late as #16...the Sixers will be hard pressed to pass on Julian Wright here, but I must slot Hawes in somewhere)
13. New Orleans - Thaddeus Young, SF (Nick Young & Julian Wright will also be in the mix here)
14. LA Clippers - Julian Wright, SF (Nick Young makes the most sense here, but I can't fathom leaving Julian Wright out of the lottery -- if Wright slides down to the #14 - #16 range, he's the steal of the draft...no if's, and's, or but's about it)
15. Detroit - Rodney Stuckey, SG (Nick Young & Julian Wright will make it VERY difficult for Dumars to take his infatuation interest...that being Stuckey)
16. Washington - Nick Young, SG (Young possesses an offensive game that lasts for days - would have an immediate impact coming off the bench)
17. New Jersey - Sean Williams, C (everyone in the NBA smokes weed...this pick should be a no-brainer, as Williams is a game-changer...however, I wouldn't be surprised if Williams & Jason Smith swapped draft positions)
18. Golden State - Jason Smith, PF (the Warriors desperately want Yi...and, desperately want to trade Monta Ellis)
19. LA Lakers - Rudy Fernandez, SG (Lakers' brass love him...Crittenton must also be considered here, based on potential alone - if Crittenton is the pick, a future PG battle should ensue between Farmar & Crittenton...a good problem to have)
20. Miami - Javaris Crittenton, PG (Miami wants to trade this pick...if they keep it, they'll likely opt for another guard -- Gabe Pruitt could also be an option here)
21. Philadelphia - Daequan Cook, SG (again, this is a guess...as I'd be shocked if Philly kept all 3 1st Round picks...is it obvious yet how much I enjoyed watching Ohio State run ball this past year?)
22. Charlotte - Tiago Splitter, SF (it's been rumored that he'd enter the NBA Draft for 3 years now, thus, it comes as no surprise that he'll likely play another year in Brazil before making his American debut)
23. New York - Wilson Chandler, SF (bad pick, but there are many rumors which indicate that Isiah has made a "promise" to Chandler here)
24. Phoenix - Marco Bellinelli, SG (everything that I hear about Bellinelli is "silky smooth"...can shoot the pill)
25. Utah - Morris Almond, SG (shouldn't last beyond this pick...Charlotte would be another good destination for Almond, as well as Portland -- if so, Derrick Byars would have to be considered by Utah)
26. Houston - Nick Fazekas, PF (this pick would make the most sense in the entire draft)
27. Detroit - Glen Davis, PF (could be a steal here...but, call me crazy if I'm not sold on the notion of this fat a$$ staying trim)
28. San Antonio - Jared Dudley, SF (as a diehard PC and Big East fan, I hate Dudley -- but let's be honest, he is the exact mold of Ryan Gomes...the Spurs will also be in the mix for Petteri Kopenen, Virginia Tech's Zabian Dowdell, and Pau's brother, Marc Gasol)
29. Phoenix - Petteri Kopenen, PG (only 19 years old...would likely remain overseas to fine tune his skills)
30. Philadelphia - Josh McRoberts, PF (if McRoberts falls this low, the Sixers' brass should run to the podium...especially considering that the Sixers were said to be considering him at #12 overall just a few weeks ago)
Other potential 1st Rounders: Alando Tucker, Derrick Byars, Gabe Pruitt, Aaron Brooks, Marcus Williams, Arron Afflalo, Zabian Dowdell, and Taurean Green (a "hot" name of late)
* I would love to land GABE PRUITT at #32 overall, but don't be overly surprised if you hear the Celtics call STANKO BARAC'S name.
** I love Maryland's DJ Strawberry as a 2nd Round prospect. Yes, I definitely favor lock-down defenders.
*** Here's to hoping recent PC grad, Herbert Hill, lands himself in a favorable position in the 2nd Round.
http://thewincolumn.blogspot.com/2007/06/2007-nba-mock-draft-version-30.html
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2007 NBA Mock Draft (Version 3.0)

It's late, and I cannot sleep (especially because we were acknowledged on Deadspin (http://deadspin.com/sports/blogdome/heres-why-usc-is-so-good-at-recruiting-272627.php) earlier today...yes, Deadspin - the #1 sports blog in the country. As I write this, it should be noted that I have acquired the sickest tan known to mankind in the last 48 hours...by way of using not even a drop of sunscreen.
I'm going to make these lottery selections short and sweet. I'll be back on in the morning to finish off picks #15 - 30 (I need to sleep on some of the forthcoming decisions).
1. Portland - Greg Oden, C
2. Seattle - Kevin Durant, SF
3. Atlanta - Al Horford, PF (between Horford & Yi)
4. Memphis - Mike Conley, PG (other possibilities include Horford, Brewer, & Noah)
5. Boston - Yi Jianlian, PF (between Yi, Brewer, & Green)
6. Milwaukee - Jeff Green, SF
7. Minnesota - Corey Brewer, SF
8. Charlotte - Brandan Wright, PF (this pick is almost surely to be traded, so this move could potentially throw a wrench into everything)
9. Chicago - Joakim Noah, PF
10. Sacramento - Spencer Hawes, C
11. Atlanta - Acie Law, PG (unless this pick is traded, this selection SHOULD be a lock)
12. Philadelphia - Al Thornton, SF (the Sixers desperately want to move up, as they have 3 1st Round picks to dangle)
13. New Orleans - Thaddeus Young, SF
14. LA Clippers - Julian Wright, SF (Quite honestly, I have no idea which way Clippers management will lean towards at this spot -- they clearly need shooting, and a lot of it...which would make Nick Young a logical selection. On the other hand, Georgia Tech's Javaris Crittenton also must be considered here, as Shaun Livingston's career is in limbo. If one potential stud is to drop in this draft, it will wrongfully be Julian Wright.)
The NBA Draft is here, and I couldn't be more pumped for it (to see my previous mock drafts, click the below links)!! Bring on the wings and beers!
Lights out for this guy! My story about my run-in with Peter Manfredo, Jr. on Tuesday will have to wait until later...
http://thewincolumn.blogspot.com/2007/06/2007-nba-mock-draft-version-20.html
http://thewincolumn.blogspot.com/2007/06/chieftains-2007-nba-mock-draft-version.html
http://thewincolumn.blogspot.com/2007/04/nba-draft-lottery-everything-you-need.html
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Tuesday, June 19, 2007
2007 NBA Mock Draft (Version 2.0)
1. Portland - Greg Oden, C, Ohio State
2. Seattle - Kevin Durant, SF, Texas
3. Atlanta - Al Horford, PF, Florida
4. Memphis - Mike Conley, PG, Ohio State
6. Milwaukee - Brandan Wright, PF, North Carolina
7. Minnesota - Spencer Hawes, C, Washington
8. Charlotte - Corey Brewer, SG/SF, Florida
9. Chicago - Joakim Noah, PF, North Carolina
10. Sacramento - Jeff Green, SF, Georgetown
11. Atlanta - Javaris Crittenton, PG, Georgia Tech
12. Philadelphia - Julian Wright, SF, Kansas
13. New Orleans - Nick Young, SG, USC
14. LA Clippers - Al Thornton, SF, Florida State
15. Detroit - Rodney Stuckey, SG, Eastern Washington
16. Washington - Jason Smith, PF, Colorado State
17. New Jersey - Josh McRoberts, PF, Duke
18. Golden State - Tiago Splitter, PF, TAU Vitoria (Brazil)
19. LA Lakers - Thaddeus Young, SF, Georgia Tech
20. Miami - Acie Law, PG, Texas A&M
21. Philadelphia - Sean Williams, C, Boston College
22. Charlotte - Morris Almond, SG, Rice
23. New York - Daequan Cook, SG, Ohio State
24. Phoenix - Marco Bellinelli, SG, Climamio Bologna (Italy)
25. Utah - Derrick Byars, SF, Vanderbilt
26. Houston - Jared Dudley, SF, Boston College
27. Detroit - Glen Davis, PF, LSU
28. San Antonio - Rudy Fernandez, SG, DKV Joventut (Spain)
29. Phoenix - Gabe Pruitt, PG, USC
30. Philadelphia - Petteri Koponen, PG, Honka Playboys (Finland)
In Finland, there's really a professional team named the Honka Playboys????
...If Danny Ainge really believes Rajon Rondo is the answer at point (he isn't), that's fine -- I can live with passing on Conley this year...to give Rondo another full year of seasoning before making any final determinations at the PG position. However, tonight I am going to bed praying that Ainge smartens up and loses his infatuation with Yi Jianlian (B-U-S-T) in the next 10 days. Unfortunately, I have hesitantly realized that Al Horford stands no chance of dropping in our laps at #5 (word is that both Atlanta and Memphis are in love with him). Thus, I'm putting all my eggs in the Corey Brewer basket. Danny...I'm begging you to pick the sure thing (at this stage, I really don't think he's going to).
Expect (at least) several trades in the next 10 days, especially come draft day...
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Sunday, June 17, 2007
Chieftain's 2007 NBA Mock Draft (Version 1.0)
In the end, I fully expect my mock draft to outperform the world. Chad Ford and all his contacts have absolutely nothing on me!! I have keenly dissected every team's current roster and their team needs. It's disturbing how much effort I have put into this.
...To see my original draft lottery thoughts/prognosis from April 14th, see below link:
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Wednesday, May 23, 2007
I'M SICK
With the exception of Al Jefferson, blow this ENTIRE team up (management included).
* If you revisit my post from over a month ago (on April 14th), this is what I had to say about Mike Conley, Jr......
My favorite player to watch in the entire draft. Calm, cool, and collected. Rarely ever makes a bad decision on the court. Lightning quick at both ends of the court. Clutch!
At the collegiate level, he was Ohio State's best player (and that is saying a TON, in-and-of itself). I may take some heat for saying this, but...Conley, Jr. is the second coming of Chris Paul -- their game's mirror each others, almost to a tee (Paul isn't much of an NBA 3-point threat either).
Many draft pundits go on to say that Conley lacks the shooting ability to become a stud in the NBA. I couldn't disagree more. Yes, Conley, Jr. struggled with his shot at the start of his freshman season -- and, he won't ever be Gilbert Arenas from behind the arc...but, he is VERY comfortable in knocking down the mid-range jump-shot (by the way, something that Rajon Rondo cannot do).
F********************CK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Tuesday, May 22, 2007
Moment of Truth

- #1 overall -- 19.9% chance
- #2 overall -- 18.8% chance
- #3 overall -- 17.1% chance
- #4 overall -- 31.9% chance
- #5 overall -- 12.4% chance
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Saturday, May 19, 2007
MAY 22ND CAN'T COME SOON ENOUGH
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Friday, April 27, 2007
NBA's Top 25
As a tribute to the NBA Playoffs (and because it's a slow news day), The Win Column has compiled a list of the NBA's current top 25 all-around players. As one of a select few true NBA fans which remain...the below list disregards fantasy numbers, John Hollinger's rankings, a player's age, and/or a player's value when compared to his standing salary -- this list is all about whom are the best 25 players in the NBA today (in order)...
- Kobe Bryant, SG
- Tim Duncan, PF
- Dwyane Wade, G
- Dirk Nowitzki, PF
- Steve Nash, PG
- Lebron James, SF
- Kevin Garnett, PF
- Tracy McGrady, SG/SF
- Yao Ming, C
- Amare Stoudemire, PF/C
- Carmelo Anthony, SF
- Gilbert Arenas, PG
- Elton Brand, PF
- Allen Iverson, G
- Chris Paul, PG
- Chris Bosh, PF
- Chauncey Billups, PG
- Jason Kidd, PG
- Paul Pierce, SG/SF
- Vince Carter, SG
- Dwight Howard, PF/C
- Jermaine O'Neal, PF
- Ray Allen, SG
- Luol Deng, SF
- Richard Hamilton, SG
Others considered: Baron Davis, Pau Gasol, Joe Johnson, Michael Redd, Carlos Boozer, Tony Parker, Shawn Marion
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Saturday, April 14, 2007
NBA Draft Lottery (Everything You Need To Know)
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Wednesday, April 11, 2007
Should I Stay or Should I Go?

Greg Oden has a big decision to make....should he stay in college one more year to try and win a national title....or say one god-damn sentence to the world and instantly become a 100x millionaire......
Ok, this is where I would give the 7' foot, 280 pound beast a dick tap and run away. I am clueless as to why Greg Oden didn't rip off his college jersey after he lost the national title game...and invite as many college b*tches as he could find back to his Trump Tower suite. Buddy, you're gonna be disgustingly rich.....absolutely filthy rich. What the hell is your problem? College will always be there. Take a look at the Shaun Livingston replay, and tell me how you'd feel if you tore every ligament in your knee next year, you stupid bastard. I don't even want to hear the argument about how college is fun...and that it's a once and a lifetime experience. Boo f'n hoo! You know what else is a once and a lifetime experience....orgies...unless you make 100 million dollars and have Two-a-Days-like Hoover High. Take the money, the fame, and become one of the best shot blockers the NBA has ever seen. You will get more money, power, and women than you ever dreamed of. I can't believe I'm even sitting here arguing this point....but it really chaps my a$$ to think that someone would even need to stop and think about this decision.
Mr. Oden.....it's grow up time buddy. Make your announcement....then go right to the local drug store and stock up on KY Jelly and a 64 pack of Trojan Magnums. That will probably last you until the end of the week....so enjoy.
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