Showing posts with label 2007 NBA Draft. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 2007 NBA Draft. Show all posts

Friday, June 29, 2007

Quite Frankly, I Think You're a Douchebag


Enough is enough. I mean, did anyone else get tired of hearing Stephen A. Smith yell every time he had the opportunity to talk last night? Both Tirico and Bilas were completely fine during the whole draft, and by fine, I mean they were being normal and not yelling at the top of their lungs while sh*ting on every teams draft moves EXCEPT the Knicks (not that surprising because Smith is admittedly a HUGE New York fan for all sports). Quite frankly Stephen, your style sucks. Take the hint. Your show was cancelled on ESPN after a year. Your appearances on any ESPN programming is dwindling faster than Nightmare's hairline. And earlier this year, you sunk so low as to take a cameo appearance on General Hospital just to get some cash.

Whats up with the anger dude? Relax, smoke some dope or something. You don't have to keep perpetuating the angry black man persona just to keep your job. You can 'keep it real' in other ways...try reporting the facts objectively, and then giving a well thought out opinion instead of just yelling....just a thought. Either way, a good first step for you is to take a big fat chill pill and maybe not talk for awhile. Am I way off on this?


Orlando

Voice of Reason



Ok, I've had a night to sleep off my hangover -- and re-think every little detail of the 2007 NBA Draft...

Last night's draft-day trade for Ray Allen was clearly a move of desperation, a move guided by Paul Pierce. Not necessarily a terrible thing.

Who received the better end of the deal? Oh, Seattle absolutely did...that goes without saying. For Ray Allen (who turns 32 next month)...who by the way, is coming off ankle surgery of both cankles (the same surgery as Wally), the up-and-coming Sonics landed themselves the PERFECT complement to Kevin Durant in Jeff Green (at #5 overall), Wally Szczerbiak's contract which expires in 2 years ($12M and $13M, respectively), & Delonte West, whose game I dislike...but let's be honest, (besides Rondo) West is the only other player that could have gotten both Pierce and Allen the ball in favorable spots (it's worth noting that Allen has never been able to create his own shot, and Pierce is becoming more-and-more that way). No??? Then, please tell me why the Sonics have sucked for years now??? After all, Pierce and Rashard Lewis are more comparable players than anyone in Boston would like you to believe.

And, Suds...please don't even mention Glen "Big Baby" Davis as part of this deal, as his fat a$$ is (at best) a 9th Man in the NBA -- which isn't good news for Celtic fans -- remember, Doc Rivers refuses to set a rotation, as he wants to keep every player happy (yes, even stiffs like "Big Baby").

But, at the same time...as a Celtics fan, I am 75% on board with this trade (assuming Ainge completes at least one more BIG trade this offseason). Allen's contract is TERRIBLE -- he's signed through the 2009-2010 season ($16M, $17.4M, $18.8M for the next 3 seasons), BUT he clearly makes the team better offensively...when healthy.

Bottom line...my primary concern about this team's current roster is DEFENSE (rebounding is another area which requires immediate attention). As an Ainge supporter in the past, I'm beginning to wonder if he even watches the NBA playoffs. For the past decade (Miami being the lone exception), defense has won EVERY year. With the exception of Rondo and Tony Allen (an injury question mark with no minutes on this team now), they C's don't possess a single other player that could lock down The Commodore.

The best move of the night by Celtics' management? The drafting of Gabe Pruitt!! As I mentioned in yesterday's Final Mock Draft (http://thewincolumn.blogspot.com/2007/06/final-2007-nba-mock-draft.html), I was praying that Pruitt somehow dropped to #32. As it stands now, Pruitt must add muscle (and, thus, is a few years away from making an impact)...but, believe me -- Pruitt can stroke it...he's a very smooth player (but again, he can't defend)! Quick...when's the last time the C's had a PG that could shoot a jumper??? And no, Kenny Anderson doesn't count.

Ok, I've done some research now (actually a lot of research)...the hope around Boston last night was that the Ray Allen trade could eventually make way for another trade, thus, landing Kevin Garnett. The most discussed option included a package of Theo's expiring contract ($11.7 M) and Al Jefferson ($2.5M next season, and a qualifying offer of $3.5M in 2008-09) FOR "The Big Ticket" ($22M for next season, and a player option for $24M in 2008-09).

Call me crazy, but $14.2M doesn't come close to matching KG's $22M salary next season (and yes, I'm well aware that contracts don't need to match EXACTLY if trades are made during the offseason). You want to know what the rest of the Celtics roster is scheduled to earn next season?? With no further ado...

  • Kendrick Perkins - $4.5M
  • Brian Scalabrine - $3M
  • Sebastian Telfair - $2.6M
  • Tony Allen - $1.9M
  • Gerald Green - $1.4M
  • Rajon Rondo - $1.4M
  • Ryan Gomes - $770K
  • Leon Powe - $687K
  • Allan Ray - $687K

And, oh yeah...if Ainge is somehow able to land KG (and convince him to re-sign), the Celts will have $59.4M locked up between just 3 players (KG, Pierce, and Allen) in 2008-09. Newsflash...that doesn't work, especially when you consider that the C's current payroll for the upcoming season is ALREADY $63.4M, the 10th highest in the league. Granted, I don't know what the salary cap will be in 2 years (no one knows for certain), but I can assure you that the NBA salary cap does not increase at an exponential rate.

FYI (updated information)...this past year's salary cap was officially $53.135 million. Additionally, the mid-level exception was $5.215 million.

In the end...for the next 3 months, Ainge will need a new phone plan. Last night was a start...but by no means, the end. At the very least, it's an exciting time to be a Celtics fan, as this is the most publicity the team has received since the Rick Pitino Era.

I Love This Deal


I absolutely love the deal the Boston Celtics pulled off last night for the following reasons:

1. We became a competitive Eastern Conference playoff team.
2. We had to make a deal and either bring in a veteran or trade Pierce. If we draft a player in that position, the first losing streak forces Pierce to complain and ask for a trade. Then where are we? We would have a lot of young talent without knowing who would pan out.
3. We still have tremendous flexibility! Our main chips before the draft were the #5 pick, Theo Ratliff's contract, Big Al, and Gerald Green. We got a superstar and only gave up one blue chip! Are you kidding me!

Will we win a championship with this team as is?....Hell no. There is at least one more deal in place (we have to get rid of Theo). Look at next year, too. Pierce and Allen will still be nasty. Jefferson should be 10 times better, as should Gerald.

Needless to say, I am excited. My chubby is about the same size as the time I accidentally hammered my thumb! Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going in the bathroom to wack off to either Ray Allen in a Celtics jersey or the hot 23-year-old, 4 month pregnant woman sitting accross from me! Happy Friday, you dildos.

I Don't Know $hit About Hoops....



...But I am a math wizard. And I know that when you subtract Delonte, Jeff Green (#5 pick, suck my d*ck), and Wally (see ya when your 'Got 2 Be Glued' haircut finally lets loose you f*cking overpaid stiff, bum, c*nt), and add Ray Allen and "Big Baby" Glen Davis......I actually feel decent about the draft. Sure I don't know anything...but I like the shake up.

Anybody that knows me, knows that I sweat Ray Allen and he is on all of my fantasy hoops teams. Welcome home Jesus Shuttlesworth.....we love you.

P.S. I am super blacked out, and you can all suck my a$$. Bud Light 4 life.

Thursday, June 28, 2007

Mid-Draft Thoughts...


I was on the treadmill watching the draft and had to cut my workout short to work-up this column before my thoughts all blended together and became mushier than my soon to be sunburned a$$. So here goes...

David Stern lost some serious cache during that opening monologue. Ta-ta-ta-ta-day-David. Widely recognized as the most well-educated and well-respected commish around, Stern utterly bombed. I'm gonna send him some Hooked on Phonics for kwanza.

Second, go back to Duke and get some new material, Jay Bilas. Your brothers and sisters (that's lawyer speak for colleagues) would be ashamed. Of Mike Conley, Jr., Bilas noted "He's not a good athlete, he's a great athlete." Just one pick later he said of Jeff Green, "He's not a good passer, he's a great passer." C'mon dude, that's just weak.

Maybe I'm splitting hairs here (say that 3 times fast Stern), but Suds could do a better job after 25 ice cold ones.

Furthermore, I cannot believe I'm saying this, but Stephen A. Smith as been pretty good thus far. Normally the guy is pecker, but in the shadows of Bilas his animated insight has been refreshing.

Per usual, Mike Tirico has carried the broadcast and Andy Katz has contributed some solid analysis.

All in all, I give it a "C+" to this point. But who am I to judge.

Final 2007 NBA Mock Draft


The most anticipated NBA Draft in recent memory is upon us (7 PM tonight)!!

Assuming there will be no trades (there will be at least several), I have pegged this draft (in particular, the lottery). But as Bill Simmons has always said, it's exceptionally difficult to assume what the likes of Billy King, Chris Wallace, Kevin McHale, etc. will do when up against the clock. Simply put, NBA general managers are the worst franchise managers in America. Seventy-five percent of NBA GM's are scared, clueless jerkoffs. How have no trades gone down yet???? I mean, 29 teams failed this past season -- thus, 29 teams have obvious team needs to address.

Anyways, the only change I made (with the lottery selections) between last night and now is that I have flip-flopped Al Thornton & Spencer Hawes (#10 and #12, respectively).

1. Portland - Greg Oden, C (make room for him in Springfield -- barring an injury, Oden is a LOCK for the Hall of Fame)
2. Seattle - Kevin Durant, SF (not even in the same stratosphere as Oden)
3. Atlanta - Al Horford, PF (supposedly, Atlanta owners now want Yi...I highly doubt they pass on Horford - they will be crucified)
4. Memphis - Mike Conley, PG (also considering Noah)
5. Boston - Yi Jianlian, PF (praying that Al Horford drops - he won't...Jeff Green & Brewer are the other possibilities, probably in that exact order)
6. Milwaukee - Jeff Green, SF (Conley, Yi, Brewer, & Brandan Wright must also be considered here...if the Mavs trade up to #6, they will likely opt for Corey Brewer)
7. Minnesota - Corey Brewer, SF (if Brewer slides past McHale here, he should be fired by midnight tonight...the ONLY other possibility would be Noah here, thus, messing everything up -- as the Bulls would then likely lean towards Hawes at #9)
8. Charlotte - Brandan Wright, PF (Brandan Wright sucks)
9. Chicago - Joakim Noah, PF (Bulls also love themselves some Yi & Hawes)
10. Sacramento - Al Thornton, SF (can flat-out score...joined with Kevin Martin, this duo will be exciting to watch for many years to come)
11. Atlanta - Acie Law, PG (if pick is kept, this selection SHOULD be a lock...keep in mind, however, Toronto sweats Nick Young)
12. Philadelphia - Spencer Hawes, C (Hawes could go as early as #7, and as late as #16...the Sixers will be hard pressed to pass on Julian Wright here, but I must slot Hawes in somewhere)
13. New Orleans - Thaddeus Young, SF (Nick Young & Julian Wright will also be in the mix here)
14. LA Clippers - Julian Wright, SF (Nick Young makes the most sense here, but I can't fathom leaving Julian Wright out of the lottery -- if Wright slides down to the #14 - #16 range, he's the steal of the draft...no if's, and's, or but's about it)

15. Detroit - Rodney Stuckey, SG (Nick Young & Julian Wright will make it VERY difficult for Dumars to take his infatuation interest...that being Stuckey)
16. Washington - Nick Young, SG (Young possesses an offensive game that lasts for days - would have an immediate impact coming off the bench)
17. New Jersey - Sean Williams, C (everyone in the NBA smokes weed...this pick should be a no-brainer, as Williams is a game-changer...however, I wouldn't be surprised if Williams & Jason Smith swapped draft positions)
18. Golden State - Jason Smith, PF (the Warriors desperately want Yi...and, desperately want to trade Monta Ellis)
19. LA Lakers - Rudy Fernandez, SG (Lakers' brass love him...Crittenton must also be considered here, based on potential alone - if Crittenton is the pick, a future PG battle should ensue between Farmar & Crittenton...a good problem to have)
20. Miami - Javaris Crittenton, PG (Miami wants to trade this pick...if they keep it, they'll likely opt for another guard -- Gabe Pruitt could also be an option here)
21. Philadelphia - Daequan Cook, SG (again, this is a guess...as I'd be shocked if Philly kept all 3 1st Round picks...is it obvious yet how much I enjoyed watching Ohio State run ball this past year?)
22. Charlotte - Tiago Splitter, SF (it's been rumored that he'd enter the NBA Draft for 3 years now, thus, it comes as no surprise that he'll likely play another year in Brazil before making his American debut)
23. New York - Wilson Chandler, SF (bad pick, but there are many rumors which indicate that Isiah has made a "promise" to Chandler here)
24. Phoenix - Marco Bellinelli, SG (everything that I hear about Bellinelli is "silky smooth"...can shoot the pill)
25. Utah - Morris Almond, SG (shouldn't last beyond this pick...Charlotte would be another good destination for Almond, as well as Portland -- if so, Derrick Byars would have to be considered by Utah)
26. Houston - Nick Fazekas, PF (this pick would make the most sense in the entire draft)
27. Detroit - Glen Davis, PF (could be a steal here...but, call me crazy if I'm not sold on the notion of this fat a$$ staying trim)
28. San Antonio - Jared Dudley, SF (as a diehard PC and Big East fan, I hate Dudley -- but let's be honest, he is the exact mold of Ryan Gomes...the Spurs will also be in the mix for Petteri Kopenen, Virginia Tech's Zabian Dowdell, and Pau's brother, Marc Gasol)
29. Phoenix - Petteri Kopenen, PG (only 19 years old...would likely remain overseas to fine tune his skills)
30. Philadelphia - Josh McRoberts, PF (if McRoberts falls this low, the Sixers' brass should run to the podium...especially considering that the Sixers were said to be considering him at #12 overall just a few weeks ago)

Other potential 1st Rounders: Alando Tucker, Derrick Byars, Gabe Pruitt, Aaron Brooks, Marcus Williams, Arron Afflalo, Zabian Dowdell, and Taurean Green (a "hot" name of late)

* I would love to land GABE PRUITT at #32 overall, but don't be overly surprised if you hear the Celtics call STANKO BARAC'S name.

** I love Maryland's DJ Strawberry as a 2nd Round prospect. Yes, I definitely favor lock-down defenders.

*** Here's to hoping recent PC grad, Herbert Hill, lands himself in a favorable position in the 2nd Round.

http://thewincolumn.blogspot.com/2007/06/2007-nba-mock-draft-version-30.html

2007 NBA Mock Draft (Version 3.0)



It's late, and I cannot sleep (especially because we were acknowledged on Deadspin (http://deadspin.com/sports/blogdome/heres-why-usc-is-so-good-at-recruiting-272627.php) earlier today...yes, Deadspin - the #1 sports blog in the country. As I write this, it should be noted that I have acquired the sickest tan known to mankind in the last 48 hours...by way of using not even a drop of sunscreen.

I'm going to make these lottery selections short and sweet. I'll be back on in the morning to finish off picks #15 - 30 (I need to sleep on some of the forthcoming decisions).

1. Portland - Greg Oden, C
2. Seattle - Kevin Durant, SF
3. Atlanta - Al Horford, PF (between Horford & Yi)
4. Memphis - Mike Conley, PG (other possibilities include Horford, Brewer, & Noah)
5. Boston - Yi Jianlian, PF (between Yi, Brewer, & Green)
6. Milwaukee - Jeff Green, SF
7. Minnesota - Corey Brewer, SF
8. Charlotte - Brandan Wright, PF (this pick is almost surely to be traded, so this move could potentially throw a wrench into everything)
9. Chicago - Joakim Noah, PF
10. Sacramento - Spencer Hawes, C
11. Atlanta - Acie Law, PG (unless this pick is traded, this selection SHOULD be a lock)
12. Philadelphia - Al Thornton, SF (the Sixers desperately want to move up, as they have 3 1st Round picks to dangle)
13. New Orleans - Thaddeus Young, SF
14. LA Clippers - Julian Wright, SF (Quite honestly, I have no idea which way Clippers management will lean towards at this spot -- they clearly need shooting, and a lot of it...which would make Nick Young a logical selection. On the other hand, Georgia Tech's Javaris Crittenton also must be considered here, as Shaun Livingston's career is in limbo. If one potential stud is to drop in this draft, it will wrongfully be Julian Wright.)

The NBA Draft is here, and I couldn't be more pumped for it (to see my previous mock drafts, click the below links)!! Bring on the wings and beers!

Lights out for this guy! My story about my run-in with Peter Manfredo, Jr. on Tuesday will have to wait until later...

http://thewincolumn.blogspot.com/2007/06/2007-nba-mock-draft-version-20.html

http://thewincolumn.blogspot.com/2007/06/chieftains-2007-nba-mock-draft-version.html

http://thewincolumn.blogspot.com/2007/04/nba-draft-lottery-everything-you-need.html

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

2007 NBA Mock Draft (Version 2.0)


I know you may not be interested in viewing another NBA Mock Draft, but I read today that Chad Ford will be releasing his fourth mock draft on Tuesday (and as I've mentioned before, I never want to be accused of cheating -- especially as I nail the entire lottery). With that said, deal with it! After all, who are you guys to complain? 'Suds has finally been located - and just cranked out two gems (although I could do without the Britney photos)!

1. Portland - Greg Oden, C, Ohio State
2. Seattle - Kevin Durant, SF, Texas
3. Atlanta - Al Horford, PF, Florida
4. Memphis - Mike Conley, PG, Ohio State
5. Boston - Yi Jianlian, PF, Guangdong Tigers (China)
6. Milwaukee - Brandan Wright, PF, North Carolina
7. Minnesota - Spencer Hawes, C, Washington
8. Charlotte - Corey Brewer, SG/SF, Florida
9. Chicago - Joakim Noah, PF, North Carolina
10. Sacramento - Jeff Green, SF, Georgetown
11. Atlanta - Javaris Crittenton, PG, Georgia Tech
12. Philadelphia - Julian Wright, SF, Kansas
13. New Orleans - Nick Young, SG, USC
14. LA Clippers - Al Thornton, SF, Florida State

15. Detroit - Rodney Stuckey, SG, Eastern Washington
16. Washington - Jason Smith, PF, Colorado State
17. New Jersey - Josh McRoberts, PF, Duke
18. Golden State - Tiago Splitter, PF, TAU Vitoria (Brazil)
19. LA Lakers - Thaddeus Young, SF, Georgia Tech
20. Miami - Acie Law, PG, Texas A&M
21. Philadelphia - Sean Williams, C, Boston College
22. Charlotte - Morris Almond, SG, Rice
23. New York - Daequan Cook, SG, Ohio State
24. Phoenix - Marco Bellinelli, SG, Climamio Bologna (Italy)
25. Utah - Derrick Byars, SF, Vanderbilt
26. Houston - Jared Dudley, SF, Boston College
27. Detroit - Glen Davis, PF, LSU
28. San Antonio - Rudy Fernandez, SG, DKV Joventut (Spain)
29. Phoenix - Gabe Pruitt, PG, USC
30. Philadelphia - Petteri Koponen, PG, Honka Playboys (Finland)


In Finland, there's really a professional team named the Honka Playboys????

...If Danny Ainge really believes Rajon Rondo is the answer at point (he isn't), that's fine -- I can live with passing on Conley this year...to give Rondo another full year of seasoning before making any final determinations at the PG position. However, tonight I am going to bed praying that Ainge smartens up and loses his infatuation with Yi Jianlian (B-U-S-T) in the next 10 days. Unfortunately, I have hesitantly realized that Al Horford stands no chance of dropping in our laps at #5 (word is that both Atlanta and Memphis are in love with him). Thus, I'm putting all my eggs in the Corey Brewer basket. Danny...I'm begging you to pick the sure thing (at this stage, I really don't think he's going to).

Expect (at least) several trades in the next 10 days, especially come draft day...

Sunday, June 17, 2007

Chieftain's 2007 NBA Mock Draft (Version 1.0)


As the 2007 NBA Draft is fast approaching (June 28th), now is as good a time as any to unveil my initial Mock Draft (lottery teams). As there are sure to be trades and/or additional free agent rumors leading up to draft, I will complete my final Mock Draft (entire 1st Round) as the moment of truth nears.

In the end, I fully expect my mock draft to outperform the world. Chad Ford and all his contacts have absolutely nothing on me!! I have keenly dissected every team's current roster and their team needs. It's disturbing how much effort I have put into this.

Without further ado, here is my breakdown of how I project the lottery to unfold as of today (not necessarily what I think each team SHOULD do, but I think they WILL do -- big difference)...

1. Portland - Greg Oden, Ohio State
2. Seattle - Kevin Durant, Texas
3. Atlanta - Brandan Wright, Noth Carolina
4. Memphis - Mike Conley, Jr., Ohio State
5. Boston - Al Horford, Florida
6. Milwaukee - Julian Wright, Kansas
7. Minnesota - Corey Brewer, Florida
8. Charlotte - Joakim Noah, Florida
9. Chicago - Yi Jianlian, Guangdong Tigers (China)
10. Sacramento - Jeff Green, Georgetown
11. Atlanta - Javaris Crittenton, Georgia Tech
12. Philadelphia - Spencer Hawes, Washington
13. New Orleans - Al Thornton, Florida State
14. LA Clippers - Acie Law, Texas A&M


...To see my original draft lottery thoughts/prognosis from April 14th, see below link:

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

I'M SICK


Upon watching this draft lottery in a company box at Yankee Stadium...I walked to the nearest restroom, stuck my finger down my throat, exited The Stadium, and hailed a cab back to my hotel. This is one of the more depressing days of my life (the Celtics had an 87.6% chance to land any other pick than #5).

Did I mention that I walked out on some of the best seats I've ever had at any professional sporting event...without even saying goodbye to any of the partners I had traveled to the game with?

I expect Pierce to demand a trade in the coming months (trade him ASAP before his stock plummets even lower...it's already close to rock bottom). He knows he only has 2 peak seasons left in him. The Celtics won't be relevent for at least another decade. What's the point in holding onto him??? So, he can lead the almighty C's to the #8 seed?? Have you watched the playoffs this year? Do you realize how far away the Celtics are from even competing with these teams?? It's disgusting.

With the exception of Al Jefferson, blow this ENTIRE team up (management included).

In the next few months, you're going to hear much analysis and yahoo about what the Celts should do with #5 overall pick. If they don't trade it, there is ONLY ONE PLAYER WORTH DRAFTING AT THIS SPOT. ONLY ONE (realize this now, before spinning your wheels any further).

I don't want to hear about Yi Jianlian, Brandan Wright, or Al Horford. Please spare me the bullsh*t -- because if you mention them, then you obviously don't have a clue about creating a successful basketball franchise. ALL THREE OF THE AFOREMENTIONED PLAYERS ARE POWER FORWARDS. THIS IS THE ONLY POSITION WHICH THE CELTICS HAVE STABILIZED (in Jefferson). None of these 3 players can play center in the NBA. It's a wasted pick and wasted breath.

So, it comes down to Mike Conley, Jr. and Corey Brewer. Both lock-down defenders. Brewer can't play a lick of offense (which the C's will need once Pierce is shown the door)...Mike Conley, Jr. has Chris Paul-like potential (much further down the road).

The Celtics already have an abundance of swingmen. The Celtics don't have a PG...haven't had one in years! Please, please, please spare me the Rajon Rondo rhetoric...I'M BEGGING YOU. Rondo is just as fast...just as quick..........as, yes....you guessed it -- Marcus Banks (S-T-I-F-F). Both Rondo/Banks can defend any PG in the league, as long as it's on the perimeter. Both are undersized and lack physicality (are continuously pushed around when backed down into the paint). And, oh yeah...both are two of the worst shooters in the entire league. Both define inconsistency. The only difference? Rondo can penetrate -- which doesn't mean jack sh*t because teams can play off him and demand that he shoots the pill. Marcus Banks is/was a bust whereas Rajon Rondo should NEVER be a full-time NBA starter. NEVER. Take the blinders off and admit it...both Banks and Rondo suck! Don't believe me?? Then, you haven't watched the NBA in years.

So, there you have it...the Celtics must draft MIKE CONLEY, JR. There is no other viable option...NONE.

* If you revisit my post from over a month ago (on April 14th), this is what I had to say about Mike Conley, Jr......

My favorite player to watch in the entire draft. Calm, cool, and collected. Rarely ever makes a bad decision on the court. Lightning quick at both ends of the court. Clutch!

At the collegiate level, he was Ohio State's best player (and that is saying a TON, in-and-of itself). I may take some heat for saying this, but...Conley, Jr. is the second coming of Chris Paul -- their game's mirror each others, almost to a tee (Paul isn't much of an NBA 3-point threat either).

Many draft pundits go on to say that Conley lacks the shooting ability to become a stud in the NBA. I couldn't disagree more. Yes, Conley, Jr. struggled with his shot at the start of his freshman season -- and, he won't ever be Gilbert Arenas from behind the arc...but, he is VERY comfortable in knocking down the mid-range jump-shot (by the way, something that Rajon Rondo cannot do).


F********************CK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Moment of Truth



I'm dead serious...I can't sleep.

The NBA's draft order will be determined in 19 hours (on ESPN at 8:30).

Below, I have laid out the odds of which pick the Celtics are most likely to be granted (with the 2nd worst record, they are guaranteed to land one of the first 5 picks in the upcoming draft):
  • #1 overall -- 19.9% chance
  • #2 overall -- 18.8% chance
  • #3 overall -- 17.1% chance
  • #4 overall -- 31.9% chance
  • #5 overall -- 12.4% chance
...The more and more that I blankly stare at these odds, the more depressed I become. Not to get religious on all of you, but I'm pleading with the heavenly spirits above to help out with tonight's lottery. If the Celts land a 7'0" chinaman (with not a single low-post move in his arsenal), I won't be able to cope.

As Tommy Heinsohn is scheduled to represent the C's at the draft, he went on to say...“I think they picked me because I was the guy willing to take those hook shots from the corner in order to win a game. The odds weren’t always that good...but, you know, sometimes they went in."

Saturday, May 19, 2007

MAY 22ND CAN'T COME SOON ENOUGH


The NBA Draft Lottery is a mere 3 days away! I cannot stop thinking about it. I'm obsessed with the end result of some random ping-pong balls. I'm walking around in a cold sweat this weekend. It's actually becoming a problem.

As I'll be in NYC during this announcement, the lottery determination could very well send me over the George Washington Bridge. I love the NBA. I love the Celtics. I will cry if they don't land a top 2 pick in this upcoming draft.

To be completely honest, I will not be fully satisfied if the Celts land the #2 pick (Durant). I WILL ONLY BE (ENTIRELY) SATISFIED WITH MR. GREG ODEN, the next Celtic Hall-of-Famer.

If the C's land Durant, they MUST trade Paul Pierce ASAP. Durant is better suited to immediately contribute than Oden, but Durant is not going to elevate the Celtics to an elite level. As good as he was this past year, he failed to push Texas into the Sweet 16 (unlike Carmelo, he doesn't make players around him better). Durant needs the ball in his hands to dominate -- he needs an offense to be dictated around him. He is terrible when moving without the ball...TERRIBLE. Problem is, Paul Pierce also NEEDS the ball. You think Pierce is going to defer to the 18-year-old??? No chance!

Oden should make the All-NBA Defensive team as a rookie. By his 4th season, he will be the best center in the world (yes, better than Yao...and better than Stoudemire, who has no clue how to play man-to-man defense).

For the past 4 months, I have gone to bed dreaming of an alignment consisting of Oden and Big Al in the Celtics' frontcourt for the next decade. Call it gay, call it what you want...but, this vision alone has gotten me excited on many occasions. I'm becoming giddy as I write this. I want the Celtics to be relevant again.

19.9% CHANCE AT ODEN.

I'm on my way to church...

Friday, April 27, 2007

NBA's Top 25


As a tribute to the NBA Playoffs (and because it's a slow news day), The Win Column has compiled a list of the NBA's current top 25 all-around players. As one of a select few true NBA fans which remain...the below list disregards fantasy numbers, John Hollinger's rankings, a player's age, and/or a player's value when compared to his standing salary -- this list is all about whom are the best 25 players in the NBA today (in order)...

  1. Kobe Bryant, SG
  2. Tim Duncan, PF
  3. Dwyane Wade, G
  4. Dirk Nowitzki, PF
  5. Steve Nash, PG
  6. Lebron James, SF
  7. Kevin Garnett, PF
  8. Tracy McGrady, SG/SF
  9. Yao Ming, C
  10. Amare Stoudemire, PF/C
  11. Carmelo Anthony, SF
  12. Gilbert Arenas, PG
  13. Elton Brand, PF
  14. Allen Iverson, G
  15. Chris Paul, PG
  16. Chris Bosh, PF
  17. Chauncey Billups, PG
  18. Jason Kidd, PG
  19. Paul Pierce, SG/SF
  20. Vince Carter, SG
  21. Dwight Howard, PF/C
  22. Jermaine O'Neal, PF
  23. Ray Allen, SG
  24. Luol Deng, SF
  25. Richard Hamilton, SG

Others considered: Baron Davis, Pau Gasol, Joe Johnson, Michael Redd, Carlos Boozer, Tony Parker, Shawn Marion

Saturday, April 14, 2007

NBA Draft Lottery (Everything You Need To Know)


May 22nd could go a long way in determining the foreseeable future of the Boston Celtics' (and Danny Ainge). This is the date in which 14 pathetic NBA franchises will learn their upcoming lottery fate. With last night's loss (and 3 games remaining), at home against Milwaukee, the C's wrapped up the 2nd worst record in the NBA -- they currently stand at 23-56. Thus, entering the dropping of the pin-pong balls...the Celtics maintain a 20% chance of landing the coveted top pick -- and a 38.9% chance of landing a top 2 selection (all early entry collegiate players must declare by April 29th).

Quite frankly, I don't care what the likes of Chad Ford & others forecast Player X to land. I'm here to tell you whom are the 10 best (American) NBA prospects (thus, eliminating China's Yi Jianlian from the below analysis) in the 2007 Draft. Why? Because I watch enough basketball that it's actually become quite shameful (I keep telling myself that I really need to expand my horizons, but I can't possibly pull myself away my true loves -- that being, baseball and basketball).

With no further ado, here is how the top 10 SHOULD unfold (assuming Julian Wright returns to Kansas for his sophomore campaign, as currently expected)...


1. Greg Oden - this is an absolute no-brainer. Anyone that mentions Durant as even a potential #1 pick should be banned from watching sports. Durant is a future All-Star. Barring injury, Oden is a guaranteed future Hall of Famer. Upon entering the league, Oden will instantly become the 2nd best center in basketball (only behind Yao, as I don't consider Duncan a center). In all my years of following sports, I have NEVER seen a "big-man" with as much athleticism that Oden possesses. He's a game-changer...he will immediately make any team into an above average defensive club. And, his offensive game is perfectly suited for the NBA -- which is an up-and-down pace. The closest player which resembles Oden's game is a young Alonzo Mourning -- only that that Oden is remarkably more athletic and already possesses, at the age of 19, more of an NBA-ready offensive arsenal than 'Zo. In Oden's rookie season, expect 14 points, 10 rebounds, and 3 blocks every night. Following his rookie season, the sky is the limit.

(I am not afraid to admit the fact that I have developed a "man-crush" on Greg Oden).

2. Kevin Durant - he is this year's consolation prize (but a great one, at that). After taking home nearly every individual honor at the collegiate level this year, Durant had no choice but to declare. I keep hearing pundits refer to Durant as the next Garnett, or the next McGrady, or even more lately...the next Nowitzki. No, no, and no! They are all wrong. Durant's game isn't similar to any of the aforementioned.

First off, Garnett plays primarily in the low post. Offensively, the only time Durant gets down towards the blocks is when he slashes past his defender. Outside of athleticism, I don't understand this comparison.

The McGrady comparison I can, at least, see to some degree. However, McGrady has much better handle, is a better passer, and is better at getting to the bucket. On the flip side, Durant possesses more range, has a much quicker release, and seems to thrive in a leadership role.

Nowitzki? The only thing these two players have in common is that they can both shoot the rock (albeit, Durant is a more inconsistent shooter at this early stage in his career) -- and both are sub-par defenders.

So who's game does Durant's resemble?? None other than Paul Pierce. Yes, Durant is much more athletic than Pierce. However, both are very streaky shooters with nearly unlimited range. Both players need the ball in their hands, as they seem to drift in the half-court set when playing without the ball. For this reason...if the C's land the #2 pick, then Ainge will have to think long-and hard about moving Pierce to another team. Under no circumstances can I picture seeing a tag-team of Pierce and Durant as a recipe for success.

3. Brandan Wright - no team is going to want this pick. Unless a team falls in love with a particular player during individual draft workouts, every team is going to be looking to move this pick. Why? Because the next several players are all about equal, as they all possess their fair share of strengths and weaknesses. Like Durant, Wright has Garnett-like athleticism. Again, like Durant...Wright needs to bulk up -- he's a rag doll in the post (at least Durant spends most of his time matched up against smaller players, in terms of strength).

Wright is very inconsistent (look no further than his game vs. USC in this year's tourney -- honestly, I had the same impact as Wright on that game - only I was sitting on my couch). However, he was only a freshman this past year...so, that had to be expected (unless, of course, your name is Kevin Durant).

If somehow the Celtics get screwed out of a top 2 pick, it will spell disaster. Even though Wright is currently slated as my #3 prospect, the C's can't possibly pick another project -- as Wright is at least 2-3 years away from being an NBA impact player. Coincidentally, Pierce only has 2 years (at most) left in his "prime".

4. Al Horford - a beast...a terror...a winner! An athletic Corliss Williamson. Or, Dwight Howard with Antawn Jamison-like athleticism, if you will. Solid in every aspect of the game -- has a Tim Duncan-like basketball IQ. His offensive array is very raw. However, all indications indicate that his bruising offensive game will only blossom, as he's noted to be an extremely disciplined and hard worker. Horford will immediately contribute at the NBA level -- think 11 points, 7-8 rebounds as a rookie.

(Between now and the draft, I reserve the right to flip-flop Wright and Horford -- in terms of whom is the better prospect).

5. Corey Brewer - I love Brewer's game. He's insanely intense and competitive. He's as wirery (if that's even a word) as Tayshaun Prince / Shaun Livingston, but he always plays with a mean-streak. He defines the term, "lock-down defender". His offensive game is very inconsistent, which is typical for set-shooters. However, he possesses the ability to blow by his defender -- and isn't afraid to finish. In terms of basketball ability, he reminds me of a much skinnier, yet more athletic Ron Artest.

6. Mike Conley, Jr. - my favorite player to watch in the entire draft. Calm, cool, and collected. Rarely ever makes a bad decision on the court. Lightning quick at both ends of the court. Clutch!

At the collegiate level, he was Ohio State's best player (and that is saying a TON, in-and-of itself). I may take some heat for saying this, but...Conley, Jr. is the second coming of Chris Paul -- their game's mirror each others, almost to a tee (Paul isn't much of an NBA 3-point threat either).

Many draft pundits go on to say that Conley lacks the shooting ability to become a stud in the NBA. I couldn't disagree more. Yes, Conley, Jr. struggled with his shot at the start of his freshman season -- and, he won't ever be Gilbert Arenas from behind the arc...but, he is VERY comfortable in knocking down the mid-range jump-shot (by the way, something that Rajon Rondo cannot do).

7. Joakim Noah - I hope college life was great to Noah this year. Yes, he captured back-to-back championships while at Florida (with the help of the aforementioned Horford and Brewer), but he had all but solidified himself as the #1 pick in the 2006 Draft. Now, he is left being this year's version of Matt Leinart -- as Noah could go anywhere in the lottery (outside of the top 2). Probably a power forward in the NBA (but like Durant / Wright / Brewer, Noah desperately needs to bulk up).

Let's get to it...an energizer, a leader, a defensive wizard, a hustler, a deer while in transition. On the flip side, he is a terrible offensive player when playing in the half-court set. He also has disgusting footwork in low post, so he's a long ways away from being a significant cog in any team's offense.

Think Shawn Marion / Andrei Kirilenko...but, with no offensive flow. Bottom line, I want him no where near Celtic green.

8. Roy Hibbert - one word...HUGE (7'2", 265 lbs. huge). Lumbers up-and-down the court -- is painful to watch run, as I feel as if he may fall over and break through the parquet at any moment.

Has Antonio Gates-type hands. When he came to Georgetown as a freshman, he blatantly stood out as a stiff. As a result, his drastic improvement is nothing short of remarkable. For that sole reason, you have to assume he's extremely dedicated to his craft. In terms of athleticism, he reminds me a lot like Kendrick Perkins. However, their game's are not similar at all. Perkins has no hands, no offensive game, and is often lost on the court...but, can bang and rebound. On the other hand...Hibbert owns a decent shot from 10-12 feet, is a below average rebounder for his size, yet surprisingly...is more than willing to throw his body around.

9. Jeff Green - Solid, solid, solid. Does everything well, but doesn't necessarily excel in any one area. Will likely end up as a small forward in the pros. Is a garbage man, meaning he has a knack for where the ball is going to be (much like Jared Dudley). In saying that, he often has trouble creating his own shot. Reminds me of Ryan Gomes, in that both players don't possess the "upside" that NBA scouts fawn over. Depending on the team which drafts Green, he could end up starting right away (simply because his game is NBA-ready). In the long-run, Green likely makes the ideal 6th Man on a competitive NBA team.

Best case scenario...Green puts everything together and becomes a combination of Shane Battier and Josh Howard. If the C's fall out of the top 2, I would have no qualms with them trading down in the draft -- and, eventually, drafting this Hoya.

10. Spencer Hawes - significant talent drop-off after the top 9 American prospects (again, assuming Julian Wright does not enter). I'm sure you've heard the age-old adage..."pass on the white center". However, Hawes is a better bet than most -- if he opts to stay in the draft (he has declared, but hasn't yet hired an agent), he will not fall out of the lottery. His untapped potential is much greater than Robert Swift's, an all-time favorite of Danny Ainge.

As noted with most in the top 10, Hawes desperately needs to add weight. However, he does have the frame which suggests this is possible. Like Hibbert, Hawes can shoot for a big-man -- Hawes' range even extends further than Hibbert's. He will definitely be a starting center in the NBA for years to come. Think Zydrunas Ilgauskas.


Others of intrigue: Chase Budinger (Arizona), Javaris Crittenton (Georgia Tech), Nick Young (USC), Al Thornton (Florida State), Thaddeus Young (Georgia Tech)


...lastly, here's to hoping that recent Providence grad, Herbert Hill, makes a lasting impression in the upcoming individual workouts. Hill had an outstanding senior season (18.8 points, 8.8 rebounds, 2.9 blocks...all while shooting 64% from the field), thus, prompting him into the discussion as a late 1st Round pick.

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Should I Stay or Should I Go?


Greg Oden has a big decision to make....should he stay in college one more year to try and win a national title....or say one god-damn sentence to the world and instantly become a 100x millionaire......

Ok, this is where I would give the 7' foot, 280 pound beast a dick tap and run away. I am clueless as to why Greg Oden didn't rip off his college jersey after he lost the national title game...and invite as many college b*tches as he could find back to his Trump Tower suite. Buddy, you're gonna be disgustingly rich.....absolutely filthy rich. What the hell is your problem? College will always be there. Take a look at the Shaun Livingston replay, and tell me how you'd feel if you tore every ligament in your knee next year, you stupid bastard. I don't even want to hear the argument about how college is fun...and that it's a once and a lifetime experience. Boo f'n hoo! You know what else is a once and a lifetime experience....orgies...unless you make 100 million dollars and have Two-a-Days-like Hoover High. Take the money, the fame, and become one of the best shot blockers the NBA has ever seen. You will get more money, power, and women than you ever dreamed of. I can't believe I'm even sitting here arguing this point....but it really chaps my a$$ to think that someone would even need to stop and think about this decision.

Mr. Oden.....it's grow up time buddy. Make your announcement....then go right to the local drug store and stock up on KY Jelly and a 64 pack of Trojan Magnums. That will probably last you until the end of the week....so enjoy.