Nomar Lands On DL Again With a Strained C*nt

Yeah I said it. Nomar is a friggin' bum. He's nothing without the sauce. Ever since he got off the juice, he falls apart like a pastrami sandwich hitting my fat gums. Per rotoworld today:

Dodgers placed third baseman Nomar Garciaparra on the 15-day disabled list with a strained left calf. Nomar had hit .289/.338/.430 since moving over to third base, which is better than Shea Hillenbrand figures to do, and Hillenbrand is likely to be even worse defensively than Nomar was. The Dodgers have to hope Andy LaRoche gets healthy soon so that he can take over at third base.

That being said, I hope Mia Hamm kicks him in the balls for being such a pu$$y.