Jessica Biel Will Get Naked For All Of Us!!!!!!!!

According to US Magazine, Jessica Biel has signed a contract that will call for her getting naked in her upcoming film Powder Blue.

The actress, 25, signed a contract that explicitly details the bare minimum fans will see – including shots of her breasts (nipples from the front and side) and her butt (side view only) – in the Crash-like ensemble drama Powder Blue. She plays a stripper trying to earn money to raise her terminally ill son in the currently-shooting movie, which costars Oscar winner Forest Whitaker.

Ok, ok, ok....where the f*ck do I begin with this one???? I feel like a kid on Christmas. Ever since my younger days of Seventh Heaven (yes I tuned in occasionally to see her...screw you) and Summer Catch, I've wanted to see what Jessica Biel actually looks like naked. It's not the same, since I've closed my eyes a couple dozen times and done my own Picasso with what I think to be her birthday suit. Wow. This is big time. And she plays a stripper too? Could this movie get any cooler? Hopefully, she's all whacked out the whole movie and just dances around and shows off her yammies for a few hours....that would be siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick.

There is a God!

P.S. I'm organizing a WIN COLUMN field trip to go see this movie when it comes out. Although it will probably be 2 years from now......we'll all still be perverts.