Jessica Biel Will Get Naked For All Of Us!!!!!!!!

According to US Magazine, Jessica Biel has signed a contract that will call for her getting naked in her upcoming film Powder Blue.

The actress, 25, signed a contract that explicitly details the bare minimum fans will see – including shots of her breasts (nipples from the front and side) and her butt (side view only) – in the Crash-like ensemble drama Powder Blue. She plays a stripper trying to earn money to raise her terminally ill son in the currently-shooting movie, which costars Oscar winner Forest Whitaker.

Ok, ok, ok....where the f*ck do I begin with this one???? I feel like a kid on Christmas. Ever since my younger days of Seventh Heaven (yes I tuned in occasionally to see her...screw you) and Summer Catch, I've wanted to see what Jessica Biel actually looks like naked. It's not the same, since I've closed my eyes a couple dozen times and done my own Picasso with what I think to be her birthday suit. Wow. This is big time. And she plays a stripper too? Could this movie get any cooler? Hopefully, she's all whacked out the whole movie and just dances around and shows off her yammies for a few hours....that would be siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick.

There is a God!

P.S. I'm organizing a WIN COLUMN field trip to go see this movie when it comes out. Although it will probably be 2 years from now......we'll all still be perverts.

Happy Birthday, Alfred Hitchcock

I'd like to send a hearty Win Column happy birthday to Alfred Hitchcock. Hitchcock is widely revered as being one of the best filmmakers of all time. In his 60+ year career, he made more than 55 films including Pyscho, Rear Window, North by Northwest, and The Birds. Hitchcock also hosted and produced a TV show, Alfred Hitchcock Presents, that ran for over 10 years.

Vintage Hitchcock films included common themes of blackmail, murder, and ordinary people cast in extraordinary situations. During his long career, Hitchcock constantly pushed the envelope in filmmaking and is directly responsible for some common devices that are used in film today. For instance, Hitchcock was the first director in Hollywood to shoot on location. Prior to him, most movies were filmed in the gigantic movie studios, which is part of the reason his movies were so unreal because they were the first films where the background actually looked life-like. Also, Hitchcock constantly experimented with technicolor and even dabbled in 3D. The use of soundtracks in movies was forever changed after the release of Psycho. During his films, Hitchcock would often use unorthodox soundtracks, such as shrieking strings, to evoke suspense in the viewing audience. Remember that shower scene in Psycho? Yikes....it still scares the hell out of me. Hitchcock was also the first director to have a signature 'role' in all of his movies. The role usually was just a cameo, hardly ever a speaking role, much like Scorcese does. He also pioneered one of yours truly favorite genre of films, that being the dark comedy.

Hitchcock's films were so ahead of their time that after his 1946 release of Notorious, where he used uranium as a plot device, he was under surveillance by the FBI for quite some time. He also tested limits in his 1945 release of Spellbound, where he had a dream sequence done by Salvador Dali that had to be cut from the film because it was deemed "too disturbing" for audiences. If you don't know Dali, check out his work.

Weird fact about Alfred Hitchcock is that he was deathly afraid of eggs, otherwise known as ovophobia...go figure, huh? Maybe it was because he looked like one. So cheers to you, Alfred. You were well ahead of your time and an inspiration to us all that strive to think outside of the box....and scare the hell out of people.

Orlando

Did Someone Say Scary Movie?

Mike Ditka's comment on the previous post about Anna Faris' bush in Scary Movie got me thinking about the other hot chicks that were in that movie. So without further ado, here is an ode to Shannon Elizabeth. Thanks Mike Ditka, this one's for you. I'm sure you're practicing a three-point stance in a mirror.

Orlando

Throwback Hot Chick of the Day - Ali Larter

I have to admit that when Dawson (yes, I'm calling that pickle by his pickle name) turns down the whipped cream bikini in Varsity Blues.....I almost cried. Who the hell would turn down a tasty treat like that? I don't care who your girlfriend is....you get weird on the couch right there and make an iced cream sandwich out of her biscuit. So this post is a formal apology to Ali Larter, because if I had taken over for Lance Harbor at quarterback, I would have absolutely pummeled her on a consistent basis, and I would have been one up on her with that whipped cream bikini...when I pulled a banana out of my pocket and showed her what being the gridiron field general is all about.

Strangest Picture Ever?

This photo comes courtesy of With Leather (http://withleather.com/), but I can't help but post it and add a few remarks.

Yes, the above photo is of Lisa Leslie (all 6'5" of her) and Regina King at the ESPY's, who is best noted as Cuba Gooding's wife in Jerry Maguire (character name - Marcee Tidwell).

Wow! Why is God's name would that tranny ever put herself in a position to be photographed with actual normal sized humans??? Seriously, Lisa Leslie looks like every Jamaican prostitute...only a good 12-14 inches taller. Disgusting!

And to make matters, get a load of this Lisa Leslie quote which I have located: "For me, being tall was very positive because I thought my mom was the most beautiful person ever." Huh?? B*tch, you look like AC Green.

A couple Jerry Maguire trivia notes for all you movie junkies (ok, maybe just Nightmare)...

• Based on the success of the 1996 film The Truth About Cats and Dogs, director Cameron Crowe offered Janeane Garofalo the leading female role in Jerry Maguire if she could lose weight. However, after trimming down, Garofalo learned that Renée Zellweger had won the part instead, in what was to become Zellweger's career-launching role.


• To date, the Jerry Maguire DVD is one of only two DVDs to feature commentary by Tom Cruise himself. The other is Mission: Impossible III, with director J.J. Abrams.


• A deleted scene includes Artie Lange as a sports radio host, his first movie role. Artie claims that the script called for a pause at the beginning of the scene and, after shooting two takes with the pause, Cruise became aggravated and yelled at him, saying "could we come in quicker, please!" Artie would later refer to this on the Howard Stern Show as his "biggest a-hole celebrity encounter."

Big

Despite Slowstuff's desire the other night to watch Alphadog, we were flicking and stumbled upon the movie Big starring Tom Hanks, and immediately got sucked in. I think everyone that has seen this will clearly agree that it is an unbelievable movie yet it never gets mentioned in discussions. I'm not claiming it has to be a top 10 movie, but the creativity involved is truly admirable. What kid didn't dream about being Big. Plus, Josh Baskin is only 13 and he ends up pummeling some pretty hot tail. Only one thing about the movie concerns me. At the end of the movie, he asks the chick if she wants to come back with him and be 13...and she says no? I would go back to being 13 in a second. I mean this is a pretty cool age, but at 13 you don't have to do anything. Thoughts?