Friday, December 7, 2007

XMas Parties are underrated!

Last night I had the opportunity to attend my first Christmas Party of the year and I noticed one thing....that they are an absolute blast! Christmas as a holiday gets a lot of respect. Everyone gets presents, christmas trees, lights, and Santa but how cool is the actual Christmas party. Usually there is a phenominal amount of booze being consumed. Depending on your employer and or school booze is most of the time on the house. If the party is not a shitshow its usually early enough where you can leave and black out at the next watering hole. I have yet to meet anyone that just goes home after a lame christmas party. You're already out so make it a shitshow. Sometimes you have to dress up, sometimes you try to dress like cousin eddy and try to find the most ridiculous christmas sweater and turtleneck you can find. It is also a good time to smother your face in some nice old fashion......what was that shit we use to eat in the day?.....oh yeah....pussey! Single girls begin to feel a little lonely and its an opportune time to put on the nice guy hat and give them a little love and affection for the cold winter months.

So if any of you readers will be attending a Holiday party in the next couple of months....get ready and don't take it for granted. Before you know it, it will be new years....and we all know how overrated that is.


SlowStuff said...

Holy Shit, It's the Commodore!!!!!

hanakah harry said...

I think Christmas parties suck balls

Cornstarr said...

Did you wear an ugly ass sweater? Because if you did, I think Suds has some choice words for you.

Simply Suds said...

I still haven't heard from the Crombinator yet. I have a sick sweater in store for him tonight if he decides to show up !!!!!!!!!

Not my gyle, not your gyle, but ARRRRRRRRRRGyle. to even up the score buddy!

Sketched out Girl in Nashville said...

Hey Matt, I met you at the xmas party last night....and I couldn't understand what you were saying. I didn't know if you were asking if I wanted a shot or some cock.

Nice meeting you.